So give me your answer to Why The Chicken crossed the road? There's no correct answer I am looking for the best one to give the 10 points to. So Go for it.
2007-11-23 04:25:59 · 32 answers · asked by Roxy. 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
To get to the other side.
Why did it want to get the other side?
To get to the post office.
Why did it want to get to the post office?
To collect it's pension.
Did it get it?
Don't be daft! It's wasn't 65 ha ha! xx
2007-11-25 03:49:48 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because it had a belisha "beacon" (beak on).
That´s an old Chicken crossed the road joke from the 1950´s. A belisha beacon was an orange flashing globe at the side of a zebra crossing in the UK.
That´s why the chicken crossed the road......because it had a belisha beacon.
2007-11-23 04:48:56 · answer #2 · answered by soñador 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The chicken crossed the road because that's where a Chik Fil A was & he wanted to see if the chicken was as good as everyone says it is.
2007-11-23 09:22:16 · answer #3 · answered by Shortstuff13 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the rooster was waiting on the other side with a big.... Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken & egg were in bed & the chicken was smoking a cigarette. The egg said, well, that answers THAT question!
2007-11-23 09:05:14 · answer #4 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't know, but the chicken crossed the play ground to get to the other slide.
2007-11-23 09:38:44 · answer #5 · answered by cashew 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well it wanted to go shopping in the town centre,the only way was by bus and the bus stop was on the other side of the road....
2007-11-23 04:32:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Because KFC were recruiting and the hedgehog crossed the road to see his flat mate.
2007-11-23 06:23:33 · answer #7 · answered by Bunny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Senior I may be, but I'm not old enough to have asked the original chicken!
2007-11-23 04:37:03 · answer #8 · answered by Duffer 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well he was a rather large chicken and he didn't want to be mistaken for a turkey. He got the heck out of there!
2007-11-23 05:12:10 · answer #9 · answered by curious connie 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
There were foxtails in the field across the road. She planned to feather her nest with them. She had heard that foxes won't attack their own, so she was looking for some protection.
2007-11-23 05:42:52 · answer #10 · answered by felines 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋