Senior Citizens

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2007-11-24 06:13:07 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig
his potato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son Fred, who used to help him, was in prison.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Fred,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't
be able to plant my potato garden this year.. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.
Love,
Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son:

Dear Dad,
For heaven's sake Dad, don't dig up that garden!
That's where I buried the BODIES.
Love,
Fred

At 4 am the next morning, FBI agents and local police
arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any ! bodies. They
apologized to the old man and left.

2007-11-24 05:35:02 · 30 answers · asked by ? 5

I forget words, or use the wrong words. i.e., let me put the drinks in the oven, walk into a room and firget why I went there...until I sit down again. they to smoke a pen instead of a cigarette, use that stuff you put under your eyes for dark circles as lipstick....

2007-11-24 05:30:43 · 26 answers · asked by slk29406 6

just because of the story behind it was so unique over any other collectible?

2007-11-24 04:26:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

One of my questions got deleted and I didn't get to read all the answers. I'm pulling a Nancy Kerrigan, "Whyyyyyyy, WHYYYYy?"

2007-11-24 04:12:54 · 27 answers · asked by Wickwire 5

And you decided to do a scrimshaw picture on it. What would you carve into it?

2007-11-24 03:48:03 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

I have country knuckles for sure. My hands have lots of wrinkles, age spots and great big knuckles. I guess the hard physical work in my youth gave me the big knuckles.

What do your hands look like?

2007-11-24 03:41:48 · 23 answers · asked by Miz D 6

I eat french fries and drink my pop.

2007-11-24 03:37:24 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous

one book you currently own, which one would you choose? Besides the Bible.

2007-11-24 03:29:26 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-24 03:08:12 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

one burden in your life, what would it be?

2007-11-24 03:02:00 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

Pick one of these to marry, one to date and one to dump:
Ladies:
John Travolta, John Astin, Johnny Depp

Gentlemen:
Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jeniifer Anniston, Jennifer Lopez

2007-11-24 02:43:20 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

MY 360 is NOW OPEN.
Would you like to read new post?

2007-11-24 02:39:25 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

of animal eyeballs very fine put the mess in a pot added water and boiled?

2007-11-24 01:55:47 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-24 01:46:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-24 00:28:34 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

and this applies to most of my friends of my generation. However, these days it is so different. Is it a dying art, the ability to stay married for life. What has gone wrong, perhaps we in some way are to blame.

2007-11-23 23:29:14 · 21 answers · asked by soñador 7

In my "youth" we counted everything! On the television, we counted the tiny dots. On the telephones, we counted the number of holes in the dial. As we learned the numbers, then we learned the letters that went with them. On the road, we counted cars.
The one thing we were never allowed to count were our FINGERS! There was some sort of a "stigma" that made it embarrasing to use your fingers whilst counting!
Any else remember these things as children?

2007-11-23 23:08:17 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D11VsS9mklU&feature=relatedat

As you wake up enjoy it.

2007-11-23 20:57:54 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

On a UK female rock group called Scorpio(now disbanded) were very popular in late 70's and 80's

I have also posted this in Music and Entertainment.

2007-11-23 17:33:25 · 6 answers · asked by Croeso 6

It is really irritating to me...I always feel like I'm lagging behind! lol!
Then I remember...oh...it's not me...it's the over zealous! lol!

2007-11-23 17:18:52 · 34 answers · asked by Meeshmai 4

I go to answer a question and suddenly I see an Avatar, no picture, and the name is JUSTME. Checking I see, member since 2006.

Never seeen the name before, 2006, no picture with the Avatar. PEOPLE it is NOT ANNELLE. PLEASE do not get confused.

And I am wondering where my points are going????

2007-11-23 17:01:39 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty.
But everything else starts to
wear out, fall out, or spread out.

There are three signs of old age.
The first is your loss of memory,
the other two I forget.

You're getting old when
you don't care where your spouse goes,
just as long as you don't have to go along.

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun
and fun a lot more work.

Statistics show that at the age of seventy,
there are five women to every man.
Isn't that the darndest time for a guy to get those odds?

You know you're getting on in years
when the girls at the office start confiding in you.

Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step,
he's too old to go anywhere.

Middle age is when
you have stopped growing at both ends,
and have begun to grow in the middle.

Of course I'm against sin;
I'm against anything that I'm too old to enjoy.

A man has reached middle age
when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor
instead of by the police.

Middle age is having a choice of two temptations
and choosing the one that will get you home earlier.

You know you're into middle age when
you realize that caution is the only thing
you care to exercise.

At my age, "getting a little action" means
I don't need to take a laxative.

Don't worry about avoiding temptation.
As you grow older, it will avoid you.

The aging process could be slowed down
if it had to work its way through Congress.

You're getting old when
getting lucky means
you find your car in the parking lot.

You're getting old when
you're sitting in a rocker
and you can't get it started.

You're getting old when
your wife gives up sex for Lent,
and you don't know until the 4th of July.

You're getting old when
you wake up with that morning-after feeling,
and you didn't do anything the night before.

The cardiologist's diet:
if it tastes good, spit it out.

Doctor to patient: I have good news and bad news:
the good news is that you are not a hypochondriac.

It's hard to be nostalgic
when you can't remember anything.

You know you're getting old when
you stop buying green bananas.

Last Will and Testament:
Being of sound mind, I spent all my money.

2007-11-23 16:14:49 · 18 answers · asked by Croeso 6

2007-11-23 15:59:32 · 24 answers · asked by Wrong number 5

2007-11-23 15:57:53 · 13 answers · asked by Wrong number 5

2007-11-23 15:55:30 · 29 answers · asked by Wrong number 5

Was it something they could have done to avoid it? One can't always anticipate bad health.

2007-11-23 15:31:24 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-23 15:29:42 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

or unemployed in the story lines? Instead of everyone being rich and educated with beautiful homes and cars, etc.?

2007-11-23 15:24:08 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-23 15:03:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous