Senior Citizens

I hope a boomer/senior gets it before the young uns

2007-11-23 15:01:05 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

me; go fishing, tupperware parties, get leglessly drunk, read a book, really, really yelled at anyone.

2007-11-23 14:57:43 · 35 answers · asked by ⓑⓐⓨⓢⓐ ™ 6

it has to be like an allitterate like last year it was showdown seniors and we have to incorporate the color blue into this it can also be like under the seaniors that was another idea

2007-11-23 14:48:26 · 4 answers · asked by alex834534 2

A yes or no is sufficient. A hurricane has never been named after me.

2007-11-23 14:42:25 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous

Your opinion please.

2007-11-23 14:34:06 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

But that the company that made them originally is still in business and still makes relatively good candy bars?

2007-11-23 14:34:00 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-23 14:25:23 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

1)The most informative answers?
2) The most inquisitive answers?
3) The most humorous answers?
Conversely, who asks the:
1)Most controversial questions?
2)Most inquisitive questions?
3)Most humorous questions?

2007-11-23 14:11:17 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-23 14:01:11 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous

Has this term been in use for long? I just noticed it. Anyone else?

2007-11-23 14:01:08 · 8 answers · asked by katydid 7

I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she would repeat after me the lines from the prayer. Finally, she decided to go solo. I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer: "Lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us some E-mail. Amen."

And one particular four-year old prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."

A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am."

A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."

The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel microphone, & as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went. Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord & nearly tripping before jerking it again. After several circles & jerks, a little girl in the third pew leaned toward her mother & whispered, "If he gets loose, will he hurt us?"

Six-year old Angie & her four-year old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang & talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had had enough. "You're not supposed to talk out loud in church." "Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked. Angie pointed to the back of the church & said, "See those two men standing by the door? They're hushers."

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait'". Kevin turned to his younger brother & said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"

2007-11-23 13:48:42 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

I do not mean spirituality, which I consider different from, and arguably supplemental to luck.
STORY PROBLEM: I have experienced extended periods of time (years) during which I had unusually good luck.

I have experienced longer periods when luck was unremarkable: generaly neither good nor bad.

More recently, for the last 8 years, I have experienced broad personal misfortune (loss of friends, pets, career, etc.). Most anything that could go wrong, has gone wrong.

QUESTION: Does anyone have a proven technique that challenges, forces, or effects a real change of luck?

2007-11-23 13:32:15 · 8 answers · asked by LUCKY 4

with some one of the opposite sex who was 40 years younger than yourself?

2007-11-23 13:13:53 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-23 13:07:04 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

what are you most afraid they will think?

2007-11-23 12:53:10 · 24 answers · asked by Wickwire 5

Funny answers welcome.

2007-11-23 12:51:42 · 34 answers · asked by Wickwire 5

that you believe to be true? How about those that you believe are not true?

2007-11-23 12:49:27 · 11 answers · asked by Wickwire 5

2007-11-23 12:48:26 · 11 answers · asked by Grace 5

I've a co-worker who is a close talker. HELP!

2007-11-23 12:46:48 · 18 answers · asked by Wickwire 5

In the U. S suddenly converted all of their vehicles to methane, what do you think they would be calling their cars?
You know like the Fort Fart, Dodge DooDoo and such?

2007-11-23 12:30:32 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

the chocolate bar in his pocket melted?

2007-11-23 12:21:09 · 10 answers · asked by Grace 5

It just started a few minutes ago & is called "A Christmas Visitor." It looks like it's going to be a really good movie. I'm on the East coast so check your local listing for the time in your area.

2007-11-23 12:09:53 · 10 answers · asked by Shortstuff13 7

2007-11-23 11:41:09 · 14 answers · asked by Grace 5

From the old show Gilligans Island...
What was Gilligans first name?

What was the Skippers name?

2007-11-23 11:38:57 · 7 answers · asked by Grace 5

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0V_wiZdxhI&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9TtRch52OE&feature=related

2007-11-23 11:33:33 · 7 answers · asked by Donna 7

I have an angel that belonged to my folks. I think they bought it back in the early 50's for the first Christmas they spent together as a couple.

2007-11-23 11:17:01 · 19 answers · asked by judy b 4

Reposted in Seniors, polls and surveys seemed to not really fit well.

My mom sang this one to me-
Day is done,
Gone the sun,
From the lake, from the hills, from the sky.
All is well, safely rest,
God is nigh.

And I sing "You are my sunshine" to my daughter only we have fun changing the versus. Such as the part that goes "You'll never know dear how much I love you" we change that to " You'll always know dear how much I love you".

2007-11-23 11:13:56 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

She said that name of Mary, is very unlucky
and people called Mary will have a lot of sorrows in their life.

2007-11-23 10:36:05 · 44 answers · asked by Angel Bonnie 4

by-lingual?

2007-11-23 10:26:32 · 32 answers · asked by Angel Bonnie 4

I have just found out what this is all about. (Make allowances, I am English) I heard that the shops are open from about 4am, and everything is on sale.Is that true? Did any of you go, and what did you buy? I want to be there!

2007-11-23 10:07:28 · 25 answers · asked by Yoda 4