I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she would repeat after me the lines from the prayer. Finally, she decided to go solo. I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer: "Lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us some E-mail. Amen."
And one particular four-year old prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am."
A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel microphone, & as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went. Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord & nearly tripping before jerking it again. After several circles & jerks, a little girl in the third pew leaned toward her mother & whispered, "If he gets loose, will he hurt us?"
Six-year old Angie & her four-year old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang & talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had had enough. "You're not supposed to talk out loud in church." "Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked. Angie pointed to the back of the church & said, "See those two men standing by the door? They're hushers."
A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait'". Kevin turned to his younger brother & said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"
2007-11-23 13:48:42 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Very nice, it is good to read something enlightening...Thanks for the smiles...
2007-11-23 14:04:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Aren't they WONDERFUL? I suppose it's almost time to get the tissues out for the Christmas nativity play's, and performances. most of my grandchildren attend the same tiny school in England, and the teachers always ensure every child has a part to play. This year Erin 6, and Timmy 8, are singing together, "The little drummer boy" The twins,Toby, and Jake, 5 are front, and rear end of the donkey, Flynn 4, is an Angel, Brandon 7, is Joseph, and My wife and I will be there (as usual) with tears rolling down our cheeks, as we watch our beautiful brood perform.
2007-11-23 23:52:20 · answer #2 · answered by 'Er indoors!! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Too cute. Can really appreciate them since yesterday we had 7 of the 9 grandchildren together for the first time in months, and it was just an all day comedy. Grampa and I sat with the three granddaughters at our own table (ages 4, 6 & 9), and the conversation was so entertaining and delightful!
As always, thanks for sharing. Hope you had a good day yesterday!
2007-11-23 22:17:29 · answer #3 · answered by night-owl gracie 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That was so great Thank You!!!
I will share with you.
My grand daughter 4yrs and grandson 2yrs were sitting on my bed and we were watching cartoons, my grandson kept popping up in front of the TV and my grand daughter said dam it stay out from in front of the TV! I said I am going to tell your mommy! I forgot about it as she had been scolded, the next day we were getting in the car to take them home and my grand daughter stopped and looked at me and said if you tell on me you won't be my grandma any more, I said young lady I will always be your grandma I am your mommies mama, she said oh I forgot!
One day the dog was having puppies and my grand daughter was really excited and said look its kittens! She was 3.
2007-11-23 22:05:05 · answer #4 · answered by Linda S 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Don't you just love kids?
I went with my sister to pick up her grandchildren from school and Joshua's friend asked who's that lady, Joshua (6) replied 'my Great-Aunt'. His friend thought about it for a minute or two and then replied, 'well all my Aunties are nice too'!
2007-11-23 22:35:08 · answer #5 · answered by willowGSD 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Thankyou , Suzie , Whay a great way to end the day. Had to make a copy for my husband. I'm still chuckling !!!!
Where DO you get them, they are a riot.
2007-11-23 22:43:07 · answer #6 · answered by Donna 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Chuckles Suzie! Need to watch out for those hushers! LOL
2007-11-24 01:50:43 · answer #7 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
when my grand daughters (4 to 5 year olds) class was asked when they say their prayers who are they talking to, some said their class teacher
2007-11-24 01:24:02 · answer #8 · answered by Diamond 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two children burying their small pet in their garden were overheard saying "In the name of the father, the son and in the hole he goes".
2007-11-24 01:48:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those are great Suzie, I'll have to copy them and pass them onto my pastor, she'll love 'em.
2007-11-23 22:00:56 · answer #10 · answered by judy b 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋