An Englishman's wife steps up to the first tee and, as she bends over to
place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack
of underwear.
"Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband
demands.
"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any," she
replies.
The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake
of decency, here's £50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."
Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her
skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies.
"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?"
She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me."
He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's £20.
Go and buy yourself some underwear!"
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt
over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.
"Sweet mudder of God, Maggie! Where the hell are yer drawers?"
She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd
any."
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says "Well, fer the love 'o God,
'n the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."
2007-11-23 07:15:26 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Geeze Fisherman! I just snorked coffee out my nose, because that was so funny! LOL
2007-11-23 10:54:06 · answer #1 · answered by penny d 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In America, women wear panties and men wear underwear. Never call a man's undies, panties. He won't like it. I think knickers sounds neat but if here in America, knickers are a short pant that is fitted at the knee. (((hugs)))
2016-05-25 03:07:55 · answer #2 · answered by delores 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMBO! I took this as a rank joke. And it was a good one.
And definately worth passing on. So few are new anymore
and this one I think is. And just in time for the "ho ho ho"
season to start with the laughter to cure almost all our ills.
Thanks for sharing this! It's sure made my day!
2007-11-23 08:07:05 · answer #3 · answered by Lynn 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You've just solved the question, BRITNEY SPEARS, must be Scottish. Heaven forbid, and perish the thought.
2007-11-23 10:50:12 · answer #4 · answered by Moe 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, it wid hae ta be the Scotsman .
2007-11-23 07:29:01 · answer #5 · answered by Roxy. 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I had to wait a bit to type my answer. I was laughing too hard! Here's a comb......... too funny Fisherman!!!!! I may need to report you for making me laugh so much again! :))
2007-11-23 07:27:18 · answer #6 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Thank you , You have no idea how much I needed that laugh today. bless you fisherman
2007-11-23 07:39:50 · answer #7 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, fisherman, my hubby is of scottish descent,and he squeaks when he walks!
He loved this joke,though.
2007-11-23 09:18:40 · answer #8 · answered by min 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The ending was so unexpectedly funny.
2007-11-23 08:52:28 · answer #9 · answered by candle 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jeeze, that was great. I nearly fell off my chair laughing.
2007-11-23 08:17:01 · answer #10 · answered by 2jaxx 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋