A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half
>an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his
>drink and gulps it down in one swig.
>
>The poor little guy starts crying.
>
>'Come on man. I was just giving you a hard time,' the biker says. 'I didn't
>think you'd CRY.' 'I can't stand to see a man crying.'
>
>'This is the worst day of my life,' says the little guy between sobs. 'I
>can't do anything right.' 'I overslept and was late to an important
>meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my
>car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab
>I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me.
>So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my
>life, and then you show up and drink the poison.'
2007-11-22 23:55:57 · 26 answers · asked by Southern Comfort 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
S.C. that is so hilarious! I thought it was going to be a serious Q but I'm still laughing my fool head off and I' m printing it up for my hubby because he gets quite a kick out of the jokes from the seniors. Thanks!!!!
2007-11-23 05:45:06 · answer #1 · answered by Donna 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lovely
2007-11-23 09:13:24 · answer #2 · answered by copious 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe not right to laugh, but one must admit it is funny. Guess the poor, down-trodden schmuck just wasn't meant to die by poison. However, it was definitely a bad day for the biker.
2007-11-23 07:24:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ahahahaha
2007-11-23 00:03:19 · answer #4 · answered by Pebbles 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Bible says that we should not laugh. But since this is a joke, I laughed really really really hard and then emailed it to several people so they can laugh with me. This is one of the best, more more more, another one, another one, similar to the other one! :)
2007-11-23 15:47:08 · answer #5 · answered by Wrong number 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so funny! I'd laugh as the bad guy gasps for his last breath! LOL maybe not in real life, but on here would! LOL
2007-11-23 04:28:09 · answer #6 · answered by Granny 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one SC - just what i needed to start my day off right
have already faced down the line at the store and gotten my 2 "must have" items - that in and of itself was enough to make me pull my hair out
thanks for the chuckle - i know exactly how he feels!!!
2007-11-23 00:12:01 · answer #7 · answered by bassetfreak 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would say no but I do. I think that went alittle far but why can't I stop laughing? LOL LOL
2007-11-23 04:36:30 · answer #8 · answered by doxie 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That means he got his just reward ,yeah. Like that ending.
2007-11-23 08:14:12 · answer #9 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love this. It better be okay to laugh because I am still laughing.
2007-11-23 00:58:52 · answer #10 · answered by curious connie 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋