Got out of work late tonight and was hungry and didn't feel like cooking. So I did something rare for me - I went to an all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet.
The place was empty when I got in, but I was quickly overwhelmed an overweight man and woman and their trashy son.
As I get my food, the fat husband opens the kitchen door and has the audacity to yell at the cook to get him some green onions for his soup.
Already sickened, I'm stuck behind his porker wife who has a huge mountain of food on her plate and proceeds to complain to me how this buffet "doesn't have enough food." I stare at her blankly and say nothing.
To my chagrin, these pigs have been seated next to my table. While I eat this slop, they talk LOUDLY about every known medical condition they've ever had and then start bitching more about the supposed lack of food at the buffet.
Sickened by this subhuman swine, I left without finishing my dinner
Anyone else have a similar experience at a buffet? No more for me
2007-12-11
10:52:38
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