Society & Culture - 6 December 2007

What would you do in that one day?

2007-12-06 10:46:57 · 5 answers · asked by littlemissmay 4 in Other - Society & Culture

Bob was sitting in the bus. On his right was his friend Joe and on his left was a woman who was a complete stranger.

Bob whispers to Joe: "Lets get off at the next stop I have to pee really badly and I don't think I can hold it much longer..."
Joe: "Just pee in that woman's pocket"
Bob: "Don't you think she will notice?"
Joe: "Did you?"

2007-12-06 10:45:09 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

If I don't believe in God and there is nothing after death, why do you think that makes life meaningless?

2007-12-06 10:44:17 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-12-06 10:43:50 · 27 answers · asked by ρrincess ρeαch 4 in Religion & Spirituality

An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and> sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.>> When he finished all three, he comes back to the bar and orders threemore.>> The bartender says to him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it> would taste better if you bought one at a time." The Irishman replies,> "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in> Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that> we'd drink this way to remember the days we all drank together.">> The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.>> The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way:he> orders three pints and drinks the three pints by taking drinks from eachof> them in turn.>> One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars in thebar> notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the secondround,> the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wantedto> offer my condolences on your great loss.">> The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then light dawns in his eye andhe> laughs. "Oh, no," he says, "My brothers are fine. It's me ... I've quit> drinking!

2007-12-06 10:42:09 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

In the comments below, I have the basic reason for my atheism outlined, and I am curious if anyone can present serious challenges to it.

I should note that I am respectful of faith and find it valuable, but also note that it can be fragile, so I would caution those who are not used to critical evaluation of their faith or who would prefer not to look at arguments for atheism to leave this question alone; I am not here to shatter faiths, but rather to look at others' perspectives.

2007-12-06 10:41:45 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-12-06 10:39:49 · 55 answers · asked by bethy4jesus 5 in Religion & Spirituality

This was in Australia and the reason is that they said in America has slang for ho as a prostitute. I think this is insane and has nothing to do with the scummy slang. The Santa said they were trying to stop the Christmas spirit. Thsis has to stop people! Call the Australians

2007-12-06 10:39:16 · 39 answers · asked by R J 7 in Christmas

There was a man who took great care of his body. One day whilst looking at himself in the mirror he noticed he was all tanned except for his penis. So he decided to do something about it, so he went down to the beach, stripped totally naked and buried himself in the sand except for his penis which he left sticking out.
A short while later, two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one of them was using a walking cane. Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand she started prodding it with her cane remarking to the other old lady "There's just no justice in this world!". The other old lady asked what she meant.
Well, she replied, when I was 20 I was curious about it, when I was 30 I really enjoyed it. Then when I was 40 I asked for it and at 50 I even paid for it. When I was 60 I started praying for it and when I reached 70 I forgot all about it.
Now I'm 80 and the damn things are growing wild and I'm to old to squat!!

2007-12-06 10:38:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

2007-12-06 10:37:16 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Heres a video http://youtube.com/watch?v=U-3RLx_4Y5Y its very interesting.Its about what most likly will happen in 2012.If you don't beliee it check out some videos related to it.Tell me what you think,I think its quit plasuable what about everyone else?And the mayan calander seems to end in the same month and year.

2007-12-06 10:36:48 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Well I didn't.
have a good day.

2007-12-06 10:36:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

all their holidays they "borrowed" from other religions and cultures if you give me a christian holiday that is original 10 points to yew.. :D

2007-12-06 10:35:48 · 11 answers · asked by ? 5 in Religion & Spirituality

George Bush, Chinese President, Penelope Cruz and Sonia Gandhi are traveling in a train.

The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.

Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!

The train comes out of the tunnel. Everybody was sitting there looking perplexed.

Bush is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

_Sonia is thinking:_
These Americans are all crazy after Penelope Cruz.
Bush must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.

_Penelope Cruz is thinking:_
Bush must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia instead and got
slapped.

_Bush is thinking:_
Damn it. The Chinese President must have tried to kiss Penelope Cruz. She might have thought it was me and slapped me.

_The Chinese President is thinking:_
If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing
sound and slap Bush again....

2007-12-06 10:35:18 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

and why? what would u say?

2007-12-06 10:35:04 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Okay, okay, I know that to many this probably seems like a really stupid and crazy question to ask, so please allow me to explain why I am asking this question.

Recently, I was at the edatereview web site reading through some user reviews of eharmony.com. One of the reviewers took some time to describe how he decided whether or not to open communication with the women that he had been matched with at eharmony. At one point, he said that he made it a point to not communicate with women who did not have children, and in the next sentence, he said that he "sure as h3ll did NOT want to talk to a forty-five year-old woman who had never had children."

Maybe I'm missing something, but for the life of me, I couldn't figure out why he would see being a woman that age without children as such a bad thing. I have a professor at school who is approximately that age who has never had children or been married, and she is one of the coolest people I have ever met.

2007-12-06 10:35:01 · 11 answers · asked by I'm Still Here 5 in Other - Society & Culture

I try to give up my evil ways but my heart is far too evil for that... I took an evil test and heres my results:

72% evil.
you are very evil. And you are too evil too care. Those who love you probably fear you, a lot.


: ( I think its because I was like the pharisees who denounced God. I done this.........

2007-12-06 10:34:40 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

( o _ 0 ) Ok, this is way beyound being politically correct.

2007-12-06 10:34:37 · 12 answers · asked by Kooties 5 in Languages

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=16965839

"However, unlike Kennedy, who praised "an America where the separation of church and state is absolute," Romney seemed to suggest that this separation has gone too far.

"They seek to remove from the public domain any acknowledgment of God," Romney said. "Religion is seen as merely a private affair, with no place in public life. It is as if they are intent on establishing a new religion in America — the religion of secularism. They are wrong," he concluded to vigorous applause."

2007-12-06 10:34:33 · 26 answers · asked by Brendan G 4 in Religion & Spirituality

I know it's an "e" but does the 2 dots supposed to make it sound different?Do they use "ë" in German words?

2007-12-06 10:32:15 · 7 answers · asked by Hardy Girl For Life 1 in Languages

plz help

2007-12-06 10:29:45 · 9 answers · asked by batulsaid 1 in Languages

2007-12-06 10:29:33 · 19 answers · asked by Rachel C. 3 in Languages

what does that mean

2007-12-06 10:29:19 · 9 answers · asked by shon 3 in Religion & Spirituality

Mythology in the dictionary says " A Story Attempting to explain nature

isnt it the same for religon im not athiest im still searching but what is the difference

2007-12-06 10:28:47 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Okay, my birthday is coming up this Sunday! Can't wait.
I'm actually making a list of what I want for my birthday & this Christmas.

I'm a girl turning 14 yrs old. And if you have facebook or anything & if you're around my age then mail me, after I know if you're friendly, i'll give you my facebook url. I do not accept anything from guys or girls who are like over 20 years old unless you're a trusting adult.

Okayyy, so far...my list goes like this:
What I want for Christmas & my birthday:
1. A new bike.
2. A nice handbag
3. Pretty perfume
4. Hair goodies
5. A new dazzling outfit.
6. Pretty makeup
7. American Eagle gift card
8. Aeropostale gift card
9. Charlotte Russe gift card
10. iTunes gift card
11. A boyfriend
12. Ice Cream
13. Chocolate
14. Coin sorter
15. Money

But there's no way to get all this since my parents aren't made out of money. Tell me what I should add.

And I do not like Abercrombie & Hollister.

2007-12-06 10:28:00 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Holidays

I tryed really hard to figure this out. It might turn out there arn't any!

2007-12-06 10:27:50 · 4 answers · asked by tjcdude16 2 in Languages

2007-12-06 10:27:26 · 21 answers · asked by lucky star 4 in Christmas

why can't they just say paris, eveyone knows where paris is, there arent two paris's.

another example, london, england.
rome, italy
sydney, australia

why do they do this and nobody else does?

2007-12-06 10:27:24 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

you don't know what will happen to you when you die, and death is an absolute certainty.

2007-12-06 10:25:01 · 19 answers · asked by Neomaxizoomedweebie 3 in Religion & Spirituality

If you know who I am - then you know who you are ...

2007-12-06 10:24:57 · 11 answers · asked by socmum16 ♪ 5 in Religion & Spirituality