An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and> sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.>> When he finished all three, he comes back to the bar and orders threemore.>> The bartender says to him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it> would taste better if you bought one at a time." The Irishman replies,> "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in> Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that> we'd drink this way to remember the days we all drank together.">> The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.>> The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way:he> orders three pints and drinks the three pints by taking drinks from eachof> them in turn.>> One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars in thebar> notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the secondround,> the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wantedto> offer my condolences on your great loss.">> The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then light dawns in his eye andhe> laughs. "Oh, no," he says, "My brothers are fine. It's me ... I've quit> drinking!
2007-12-06 10:42:09 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Do fish like to swim? Of course they do. They don't have those pink cheeks for nothing! LOL. I remember an uncle by
marriage, who was 100% Irish always had his toddy in the
evenings and more on the weekends. He was always red
faced when I saw him. My dad was Irish also (with some
Cherokee thrown in) and he also liked his drinks in the eve-
nings and maybe another at the cocktail our. We've known
a few other Irish, who also imbibed and their cheeks always
turned red after they'ed been drinking too. I wonder why that
is?
2007-12-06 14:22:38 · answer #1 · answered by Lynn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey...a lovely tale! Which leads to what an Irishman at our local once told me: Q. "Do you know the definition of an Irish queer?" A. "An Irishman who prefers women over whisky."
ba-da-bing....!
2007-12-07 00:40:54 · answer #2 · answered by constantreader 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A light at the end of the tunnel -- I can start drinking for me brother and get off this danged wagon ! (snicker snort)
2007-12-07 02:37:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What a coincidence, I'm drunk, Irish, and the answer is yes,yes, yes.
And with that said, I'll leave you all with a wise Irish drinking toast:
" Here's to our wives and girlfriends : May they never meet ! "
2007-12-06 10:52:32 · answer #4 · answered by Ron R 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow here's a joke the irishman left the bar haha and yours was very funni
2016-05-21 22:06:49 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be home from work-you are on quite a roll!
2007-12-06 10:51:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one! I'm Irish / German ,Yes I like Beer.
2007-12-06 10:49:48 · answer #7 · answered by The Budster 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuckles !!! I hope that my sisters never stop drinking!!
2007-12-06 16:48:57 · answer #8 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that is a good one fisherman !!
2007-12-06 10:47:48 · answer #9 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one made me laugh! Thanks. A star for you! CJ
2007-12-06 13:29:19 · answer #10 · answered by CJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋