There was a man who took great care of his body. One day whilst looking at himself in the mirror he noticed he was all tanned except for his penis. So he decided to do something about it, so he went down to the beach, stripped totally naked and buried himself in the sand except for his penis which he left sticking out.
A short while later, two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one of them was using a walking cane. Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand she started prodding it with her cane remarking to the other old lady "There's just no justice in this world!". The other old lady asked what she meant.
Well, she replied, when I was 20 I was curious about it, when I was 30 I really enjoyed it. Then when I was 40 I asked for it and at 50 I even paid for it. When I was 60 I started praying for it and when I reached 70 I forgot all about it.
Now I'm 80 and the damn things are growing wild and I'm to old to squat!!
2007-12-06 10:38:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
OK, I've taken a very brief look at your plethora of "questions??" and all I can say is, they are too loooonnnnnggggg....and they are not questions..... I don't even read them...sorry
2007-12-06 11:52:16 · answer #1 · answered by yoga guy 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
No ones' been to our beaches lately. Maybe you hadn't heard
about the bad storm that hit at the first of the week? It was
a fall out from a typhoon that hit the coast of Australia, and
caused major flooding and heavy winds blew over tall fir trees. It pulled down power lines, and pulled off roof shingles,
and falling trees went through roofs,and the massive flooding
took out two towns in two states. A major freeway connecting
the two towns has been closed and one lane was finally
opened today since flood waters have started to go down.
Traffic was re routed for three days 400 miles out of the way.
Phones and cable and power still aren't on and they will be
working through the weenend to restore everything.
People who wanted to watch the storm and drove to the
coast, are now trapped without gas to drive and huge trees
are blocking the highway. The coasts of two states are now
a disaster area. I think that those who have considered living
at the beach will have second thoughts now.
Although the joke was a bit rank, it was nevertheless cute.
Thanks for sharing.
2007-12-06 14:38:46 · answer #2 · answered by Lynn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we've been having unusual climate this summer season. lots of Rain, Lightening and Wind storms; making the coastline not an option. Our seashores are very crowded and not too a lot relaxing to bypass to. I wait for mid September while the youngsters are back in school, and trip time is over for many folk. i admire the coastline then, the sky is blue as blue could nicely be; the water remains temperate;the coastline is sparkling and that i can walk for miles without seeing all people different than the birds. it incredibly is the final time of year for me. .
2016-12-10 14:52:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arriving home from a shopping trip, a wife was horrified to find her husband in bed with a pretty girl. Just as the wife was about to storm out of the house, the husband called out: "Before you go, I want you to hear how this came about. Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor & tired. I offered her a ride. She was hungry, so I brought her home & fed her some of the roast you had forgotten about in the fridge. Her shoes were worn out, so I gave her a pair of your shoes you don't wear anymore because they're out of style. She was cold, so I gave her the new birthday sweater you don't wear because the color doesn't suit you. Her jeans had holes in them, so I gave her a pair of yours that don't fit you anymore. Then, as the poor girl wasw about to leave the house, she paused & asked, 'is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore?'....So, here we are!"
2007-12-06 10:52:23 · answer #4 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Truth is stranger than fact ---- keep on fishin.
2007-12-07 11:23:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh My God that is the funniest thing I ever heard. LOL
2007-12-06 10:42:26 · answer #6 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
OK that qualifies as raunchy. LOL
2007-12-06 10:49:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
This one is hysterical - very funny - thanks for a good belly laugh! CJ
2007-12-06 13:32:32 · answer #8 · answered by CJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
unfortunately, cruely true! very cute.
2007-12-06 10:43:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
OOOOOO that was good,I shall share......
2007-12-07 08:39:06 · answer #10 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋