George Bush, Chinese President, Penelope Cruz and Sonia Gandhi are traveling in a train.
The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.
Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel. Everybody was sitting there looking perplexed.
Bush is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
_Sonia is thinking:_
These Americans are all crazy after Penelope Cruz.
Bush must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.
_Penelope Cruz is thinking:_
Bush must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia instead and got
slapped.
_Bush is thinking:_
Damn it. The Chinese President must have tried to kiss Penelope Cruz. She might have thought it was me and slapped me.
_The Chinese President is thinking:_
If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing
sound and slap Bush again....
2007-12-06 10:35:18 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Darn-I was hoping this was a personal question??
2007-12-06 10:39:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Kissing is not bad at all unless it is done with style. What I mean is it is done for a purpose, like who are the people you are kissing...
Kissing a small child is very much acceptable since I love childrens....
Kissing people very close to you is also acceptable because that is a part of a relationship. It helps in making the two of you closer with each other.
Kissing the right people, at the right time and place is not really that bad as long as it is done with style and for a reason.
I remember a friend who used to kiss a picture of a certain individual he never met in his life.....
Now he found someone but not the picture he used to kiss....
2007-12-07 13:27:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
easily only relax, you are able to no longer fairly do something incorrect, only ensure you have sparkling breath, look into his eyes and lean in. right that's a pair of issues i've got found out by using kissing: -go sluggish to start, you're much less probable to sense clumsy and awkward in case you initiate with gentle mushy kisses -USE YOUR palms no longer interior the kiss promptly for sure, yet touch him(no longer his dick rapidly away). initiate by ability of resting your hand in the back of his neck/head, and in case you get greater into it gently tug on his hair(adult males go wild). you additionally can relax a hand on his shoulder or thigh if it makes you greater gentle. -SMILE at him once you pull aside and look into his eyes good luck, you would be high-quality xx i'm constantly happy to help in case you desire to speak to me
2016-11-13 21:53:02 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Darn it Fisherman, I thought I was going to be able to read some very interesting and personal experience type answers and I had a really good answer all ready to throw out there too. ( Really, another very funny joke of yours) Thanks for the laugh.
2007-12-06 17:00:29 · answer #4 · answered by Eve 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would love to meet that Chinese president. that was funny!!
2007-12-06 10:38:20 · answer #5 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good One Fisherman! lol
Is that your real picture?
Sure look handsome!
2007-12-06 11:56:22 · answer #6 · answered by sally 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yay you!!! That was filarious (funny & hilarious)
now i must go spread the joy & tell it to a few people i know.
2007-12-06 10:39:51 · answer #7 · answered by ??? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2007-12-06 10:39:09 · answer #8 · answered by EVEI 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes I like kissing but what do the supporting details have to do with the question?
2007-12-06 10:39:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like kissing senior citizens.
Plenty of give, you see.
2007-12-06 10:38:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋