Bob was sitting in the bus. On his right was his friend Joe and on his left was a woman who was a complete stranger.
Bob whispers to Joe: "Lets get off at the next stop I have to pee really badly and I don't think I can hold it much longer..."
Joe: "Just pee in that woman's pocket"
Bob: "Don't you think she will notice?"
Joe: "Did you?"
2007-12-06 10:45:09 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
I rode a bus from central Indiana to Mobile, Alabama and I think we picked Joe and Bob up at one of our stops.
2007-12-07 01:33:31 · answer #1 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did I ever have a long bus ride? Three times. And all three
during one year. The first was with my new husband, when we
rode from Augusta, Georgia, to Hobbs, New Mexico our
first stop on our honeymoon where we had a reception for
our honeymoon. And my husbands' family were on hand to
give us a Shiveree and party.
The second trip was when I returned by bus by myself to
the army base I'd left, near Augusta, Georgia.
And the third and longest, was from Lawton, Oklahoma
to Portland, Oregon when I got out of the army. It was a three
days' ride. Boy is that an experience. Washing myself from
a sink, and brushing my teeth. And feeling sleepy and tired
the entire way, due to interruptions from other passengers,
stops along the way and being bored, made for an exhaust-
ing trip. But it was sure good to be home again.
2007-12-06 14:13:43 · answer #2 · answered by Lynn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The longest bus drive was when i was 4 me and my mom took a bus to California for my cousins wedding, and we went there from Ohio. It took about 3 1/2 days
2016-05-21 22:07:28 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gross-I am like 30 seconds behind Pat in reading today. My ex once peed in someones bottle of beer (that they were sitll drinking)and didn't tell them.
2007-12-06 10:52:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go Joe--you sneaky devil...nice and warm.
2007-12-07 08:34:08 · answer #5 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuck!
2007-12-06 13:58:03 · answer #6 · answered by CJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yuk glad I wasn't on that bus
2007-12-06 17:38:38 · answer #7 · answered by Diamond 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least it don't make your shoes squeak or squish. (Guffaw)
2007-12-07 02:39:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*snort* ....... chuckles!!!!!!!! Never riding on a bus again!!
2007-12-06 16:50:31 · answer #9 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EWWWW Hope not !!
2007-12-06 10:48:42 · answer #10 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋