The pews are too hard.
Jesus wasn't a blue eyed white man.
I don't like the statue of Jesus.
There aren't any good-looking girls there.
There aren't any good-looking guys there.
My family never went to church when I was a kid.
My husband doesn't go, so why should I.
My wife doesn't go, so why should I.
I don't have transportation.
Pastors can't forgive sins.
I worship God at home when I'm alone.
I don't believe in religion.
I'm not religious.
I hate it when they ask me to stand up and introduce myself.
The people always try to get me to join the church.
It's too stuffy, why don't they open some windows.
The air conditioner is too loud.
It's too hot, why don't they get air conditioning.
It's too cold in there, why don't they turn up the heat.
The choir isn't very good.
The choir doesn't sing often enough.
The choir is too loud.
I don't like the songs the choir sings.
I don't like the songs we have to sing.
I don't like them serving grape juice - they should serve wine.
I don't like them serving wine every two weeks.
The sermon is too long.
The service is too long.
I don't want to be around a bunch of bible thumpers.
Why should I give my money to some church?
I don't want to put anything in the plate.
I can't afford to give anything, and I don't want to be embarrassed.
I can't follow what they do, so why should I just sit there.
I don't understand what's goin' on anyway.
I'll get religious in my next life.
I'll get religion when I get to purgatory.
My family can get me into heaven after I'm dead.
I don't do nothing bad, so I'm goin' to heaven anyway.
I belong to the 700 club; that's good enough.
I watch Billy Graham every week.
I attend church by watching it on TV.
I listen to church on the radio.
I don't believe in God.
I don't think I really believe in God.... I'm just not sure.
I have nothing to wear.
I don't get up in time on Sunday morning.
I work lots of overtime....so I'm too tired to worship God.
Ain't got time.
I work six days a week. The seventh day belongs to me.
I don't have time for God.
I work seven days a week.
I like to party.
I still go to the bars on Saturday night.
I'll go to church after I stop cussin'.
I'll go to church after I stop drinking.
I'll go to church after I stop smoking.
I'm still a sinner.
I'm not good enough.
It's boring.
I'm too young - I'll go when I'm too old to have any more fun.
There are too many sinners in church.
There are too many hypocrites in church.
They don't meet my needs.
There are no people my age so I'm not going.
The preacher moves around to much.
2007-11-29
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