Well, I wanted to get a job at Staples. So I filled out the application, and they wanted references. So I wrote down Jesus. They wanted to know if I had sales experience, and having been going door to door selling Books about the deliverance our Good Lord has to share, and all of them being "cold" calls, I said yes. Well, I got an interview, and when I went in there, it was a woman. I asked her if she shouldn't be home taking care of her family. Well, she shrugged that off and wanted to know what hours I could work, well I quoted John 3:16 to her, and I could tell she was heathen because she stared at me with blank eyes. I told her that she should give me the job because God is righteous and she was probably a vile temptress to be showing me so much cleavage. Her blouse had the top button undone. Can you believe this tramp? Well , she said she would call me , but I know Satan must be working on her, so this is what I want to know, can Staples keep a good Christian down?
2007-11-03
15:28:32
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