Society & Culture - 3 August 2007

If Yahoo! Answers were a religion......let's assume:

The Yamster is worshipped.

Those who are faithful to the Yamster, when they die, will descend into the Yamster cage, where they are seated at a computer terminal to the right of the Yamster.

Those who are sinners, and receive violations, may appeal the violation notice, and will be forgiven. If not, they go straight to Yahell.

Commandments: See Yahoo! Answers Terms and Conditions.

Ten Disciples: Ten top answerers.


So: what am I missing? Can you think of anything else?

2007-08-03 11:52:55 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

i love you
and
i wish you were mine

2007-08-03 11:52:53 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

With this 18-year-old guy from Italy? I've schleped him around the islands, on hikes, to the art festival. He's still sitting around bored and I'm out of ideas! HALP!

2007-08-03 11:52:49 · 20 answers · asked by Laptop Jesus 3.9 7 in Religion & Spirituality

Do you know the meaning of your first name?

2007-08-03 11:51:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

A package of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup can accurately reproduce millions of years of Earth chemistry in under 10 minutes.

I learned it on the Internets.

2007-08-03 11:48:14 · 9 answers · asked by The Church Lady 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-08-03 11:47:30 · 3 answers · asked by whosyerpappy_87 1 in Languages

was the Word, and the Word became flesh. Doesn't this give credence to the idea of "Sola Scriptura?"

2007-08-03 11:47:09 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Fenugreek is trigonella foenum-graecum - simply want to know how this is commonly referred to in German. Thanks!

2007-08-03 11:44:46 · 6 answers · asked by Sue C 4 in Languages

Guess what it was? It was a spell to make you all click on this question, lol!

2007-08-03 11:44:00 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-08-03 11:43:28 · 1 answers · asked by willie joe m 1 in Mythology & Folklore

. . . because the Bible suggest you should. Would you do it?

What body part will that be?

2007-08-03 11:42:25 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

con·de·scend·ing (kŏn'dĭ-sěn'dĭng) Pronunciation Key
adj. Displaying a patronizingly superior attitude: "The independent investor's desire to play individual stocks may well worry some market veterans, but that smacks a little of Wall Street's usual condescending attitude toward small investors" (Tom Petruno).

2007-08-03 11:41:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

id like to now if any of you who anwser this quition are witches?if you are witches please when you type write you email on it and please check you mail

2007-08-03 11:39:43 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mythology & Folklore

It seems like, with all the telescopes and technology searching for Near Earth Asteroids we would have spotted a planet sized object headed for our planet. Is it possible that Planet X is just a way to imply a disaster or catalyst of change with cosmic origin?

2007-08-03 11:36:56 · 9 answers · asked by mazeman25 3 in Religion & Spirituality

Im a Christian, and evolution was disproved even before it was made up. In 1668, Francisco Redi disproved spontaneous generation by covering up rotten meat because people back then thought maggets came from it. Evolutionists believe that organisms spontaneously generated from goo, but its already been proven wrong

2007-08-03 11:36:27 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

What do you think would be a better outcome of the battle of Thermopylae where 300 spartans fought 1 million persians.

1) If the Spartans were completely annhilated and the Persians won as did happen in history?
OR
2) If the Spartans were able to hold their own against the persians and the Spartans won?

Give your answer and why

2007-08-03 11:36:09 · 2 answers · asked by Keegzz 1 in Mythology & Folklore

Not a strike on you guys, I am just interested in something. For example when I look at something beautiful in nature, I feel an enermous amount of gratitude. I don't know how to put it well but do you often feel greatful just for the existence of everything a planet to live on in a huge universe that exists, I am kind of greatful to the universe do you have feelings like this and were do you attribute them?

I know this isn't far off a drinking Q but I am seriously interested.

2007-08-03 11:34:34 · 8 answers · asked by Link , Padawan of Yoda 5 in Religion & Spirituality

Everyone that I've come across so far who are college graduates, middle-aged, my older brother, mom, and dad all have such ****** bad attitudes about life, excuse my language. I am very much aware that life is hard, one has to work endless hours at a coporate firm or other work setting, get paid the minimum, live paycheck to paycheck, and have no time to enjoy hobbies or engage in a stress outlet (exercise, musical instrument, etc). My question is, does it really catch up to everyone, even those that believe in positivity? Currently, I am a nursing student. I know I don't have it even half as bad as these full-time workers but I did my share of studying full-time as a nrsg student, working at a hospital, and getting As and Bs on my report card...due to this I really had no social life & had a nervous breakdown. Therefore, I can empathize to a certain extent. I used to be an idealist but now am more realistic. Now, I realize that reality bites but attitude is the key.

2007-08-03 11:33:49 · 9 answers · asked by bettyboop 2 in Other - Society & Culture

2007-08-03 11:33:40 · 8 answers · asked by Grinning Football plinny younger 7 in Other - Cultures & Groups

the dark then light..not like i lvoe it and my house is always dark...i don't want to be pale..... when others bump into things, i can see. its calming to me sometimes....whats this mean?

2007-08-03 11:32:10 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mythology & Folklore

My neighbor is a really big christian and every time she sees me and my girlfriend she always says we are going to go to hell unless we stop our "sinful" act and get saved. I know she thinks she is trying to help me but its quite annoying. How can I get her to stop?

2007-08-03 11:32:06 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

It's only had one murder in the past ~50 years (Jon Benet), but it's also >50% non-religious (according to the Denver Post).

So I'm confused about whether my hometown is really really sinful... Is it?

2007-08-03 11:31:00 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-08-03 11:30:53 · 2 answers · asked by Grinning Football plinny younger 7 in Other - Cultures & Groups

I mean, of course the Bible obviously have to say something against atheism or other religions/gods, the Bible have to be bias to promote Christianity, duh....Just like the bias analogy of asking Hitler to define Jews.

Sometimes, I think Psalm 14.1 is popular because it allows some Christians to call atheists "fools".

2007-08-03 11:29:16 · 12 answers · asked by 8theist 6 in Religion & Spirituality

had yet appeared, who is the "us". Gen 1:26 Can't be Jesus because there had to be people (Mary) to give birth to him.

Also, if God created humans, who created God. Where did he come from? Are there others like him? Is this the "us" the Bible speaks about?

2007-08-03 11:28:59 · 19 answers · asked by bandycat5 5 in Religion & Spirituality

Gratz n stuff.
What comes after.
Not that it matters but I’ve heard speculation there’s more.
If there’s more what is it and what does one do to develop toward it, if anything.
Thank you for your answers beforehand.
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To help the nay Sayers I’ll go ahead and save you some time by saying:
Poppycock, Fiddle Faddle, Balderdash, Hogwash, Piffle, Hokum, Hooey, Intellectual Tomfoolery, Boloney, Bilgewater, Bosh, Humbug, Tommyrot, Tosh, Twaddle, Taradiddle.

♥Blessed Be♥
♥=∞

2007-08-03 11:28:05 · 27 answers · asked by gnosticv 5 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-08-03 11:26:05 · 3 answers · asked by Jeremy J 4 in Other - Society & Culture

i'm not christian(i'm Epicurean) but i gotta ask. If Christ really returned, and said "I AM CHRIST REBORN.", would anybody beleive him?

2007-08-03 11:25:22 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

i want to become a elegant beautiful gorgeous transvestite

2007-08-03 11:24:55 · 12 answers · asked by damianminogue 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

Thats a warning to Atheists

2007-08-03 11:24:46 · 23 answers · asked by The Philosopher 1 in Religion & Spirituality