If Yahoo! Answers were a religion......let's assume:
The Yamster is worshipped.
Those who are faithful to the Yamster, when they die, will descend into the Yamster cage, where they are seated at a computer terminal to the right of the Yamster.
Those who are sinners, and receive violations, may appeal the violation notice, and will be forgiven. If not, they go straight to Yahell.
Commandments: See Yahoo! Answers Terms and Conditions.
Ten Disciples: Ten top answerers.
So: what am I missing? Can you think of anything else?
2007-08-03 11:52:55 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Josie--If I remember correctly from the last time I checked, only the first ten answerers are listed, so I said ten. I'll check again, though.
2007-08-03 12:02:32 · update #1
Link--yes, I'm afraid there won't be beer volcanos. However, when the kids are too loud when they play the drinking game, the Yamsters will probably flood the forum with beer.
2007-08-03 12:13:02 · update #2
I'm for it.
...I'm already a "Reverend."
I get free cake.
2007-08-03 11:58:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry that means no Beer Volcanos or Stripper Factorys, Im out.
2007-08-03 12:09:51 · answer #2 · answered by Link , Padawan of Yoda 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
12 Disciples :-p and maybe you need some holidays and a religious text, some songs...
2007-08-03 11:58:06 · answer #3 · answered by Josie S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Devil: People who ask, What time is it where you are?
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2007-08-03 11:58:52 · answer #4 · answered by Wise@ss 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I will follow.But we can still observe our own religion?right
2007-08-03 12:11:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋