R&S: I just cast a spell on every single one of you!?

Question

Guess what it was? It was a spell to make you all click on this question, lol!

((((LAPTOP!!!!))))

Gawd, I've missed you!!

Answer 1

ZOMG - and your spell worked 100% of the time. This means your batting average is 364% better than the god of the bible!

Answer 2

Screamin Jay Hawkins..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXXdzOX_Eb8&mode=related&search=

Answer 3

It was my free will to click on this question.

*EDIT* If you have not read "The Little Prince" read it. This question reminds me of the planet with the King. It will crack you up, I swear.

The book takes like an hour to read. Or less if you read faster than me (I'm kinda slow at reading).

Answer 4

Which word am I to spell? What is the language of origin. Can you use it in a centinse?

Answer 5

I cast a spell on you to make you check to see how many people answered. ***grins***

Answer 6

I'm only answering because I don't want you to have 13 answers. I know you wanted to.

click

Answer 7

Those Who Practice Magic Arts

Webster defines magic as: 1 a: the use of means (as charms or spells) believed to have supernatural power over natural forces b: magic rites or incantations
2 a: an extraordinary power or influence seemingly from a supernatural source b: something that seems to cast a spell

The bible says, “Let no one be found among you who sacrifices his son or daughter in the fire, who practices divination or sorcery, interprets omens, engages in witchcraft, or casts spells, or who is a medium or spiritist or who consults the dead. Anyone who does these things is detestable to the LORD, and because of these detestable practices the LORD your God will drive out those nations before you. You must be blameless before the LORD your God.” (Deuteronomy 18:9-13) No one that does these things will be blameless before God. God cannot look upon these acts. These acts are for the wicked. These acts are practices that the bible says not to do.

He sacrificed his own son in the fire, practiced sorcery and divination, and consulted mediums and spiritists. He did much evil in the eyes of the LORD, provoking him to anger. (2 Kings 21:6) When people practice magic arts, then they are doing evil in the site of God. When people do evil, they provoke God to anger. When God is angry he pours out his wrath on you. You will not be blessed, but you will be cursed.

Outside are the dogs, those who practice magic arts, the sexually immoral, the murderers, the idolaters and everyone who loves and practices falsehood. (Revelation 22:5) This verse is comparing everyone who practices evil with dogs. Bible says magic arts are a false practice. When this verse is saying outside, it is talking about being outside of heaven. People who practice magic arts will not enter into the gates of heaven.

But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—their place will be in the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death." (Revelation 21:8) All who practice magic arts will go to the lake of fire (HELL). This is what the bible calls the second death. God will judge all the wicked. The wicked will be judge at the white throne judgment.

If you are one of the people who practice magic arts God will forgive you. Just repent and turn from your wickedness.

Answer 8

Oh wow. It actually worked on me!!!

Answer 9

Wow!

You're good.

Answer 10

*rolls eyes and smiles*

I should have seen that coming.