So, today I was talking to my great uncle, and when I was walking to get some more prune juice for him, I slipped on a rogue banana peel. It shocked me so much that I started laughing hysterically. My great uncle Reginald was in awe. Then he ran to help me, and while eating a rice cake, he slipped on a encyclopedia, and chipped his tooth on his rice cake. He also went flying through the wall out into our front yard. I was still lying unconscious on the cold, hard, unwelcoming tile. Reginald came back in to find me unresponsive. He gave me mouth-to-mouth recessitation and cleaned all my toilets. When I woke up, all I could see was my naked uncle dancing to "Behind These Hazel Eyes", you know.. because hazel eyes run in my family, of course. He was rocking out so hard that he managed to shove his head through the wallboard. I rushed to his rescue but I was too busy laughing.. so I went and took a crap instead. Is this a sin?
2006-07-21
07:42:46
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