So, today I was talking to my great uncle, and when I was walking to get some more prune juice for him, I slipped on a rogue banana peel. It shocked me so much that I started laughing hysterically. My great uncle Reginald was in awe. Then he ran to help me, and while eating a rice cake, he slipped on a encyclopedia, and chipped his tooth on his rice cake. He also went flying through the wall out into our front yard. I was still lying unconscious on the cold, hard, unwelcoming tile. Reginald came back in to find me unresponsive. He gave me mouth-to-mouth recessitation and cleaned all my toilets. When I woke up, all I could see was my naked uncle dancing to "Behind These Hazel Eyes", you know.. because hazel eyes run in my family, of course. He was rocking out so hard that he managed to shove his head through the wallboard. I rushed to his rescue but I was too busy laughing.. so I went and took a crap instead. Is this a sin?
2006-07-21 07:42:46 · 44 answers · asked by Katelyn 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yeah, okay kids. I probably have a higher GPA than you ever had you uptight worshippers.
2006-07-21 07:50:56 · update #1
Sin is unbelief.
This is why you have a filthy mind...because you believe not.
2006-07-21 07:46:08 · answer #1 · answered by truebeliever_777 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Incoherent conversation is the topic of the day, for whatever shall be will be, and whatever is never was. As it is, it wasn't, and nor shall it ever be as it is. Therefore shall we ever go on forward in reverse through time. For the problem is the solution, when you find the answerer you can ask the question! Go on for tomorrow is here today and history doesn't repeat itself but once a day in the moment that you're in. confusion is so ordain that the norm is confusing to all but the insane.
2006-07-21 07:52:16 · answer #2 · answered by ldyrhiannon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry, it's standard procedure in that situation. But one question, did he give you the mouth to mouth resuscitation before or after cleaning the toilets - - think carefully here because your answer will determine whether I ever kiss you again.
2006-07-21 07:47:48 · answer #3 · answered by bonzo the tap dancing chimp 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, you have sinned. You stated that you believe that hazel eyes run in your family. That shows a belief in genetics and science.
Go sacrifice a goat and ask for forgiveness.
2006-07-21 07:48:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
O geee.... is that so. Something similar hapoened to me lat night. I was sitting at my computer eating my beef wellington while my uncle Tido was watching "Family Feud" and eating his share of beef wellington. I heard a loud grunt and looked around. I saw him clutching his esophagus. I just sat there laughing at his bruised carcass. It was hilarious.
2006-07-21 07:55:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
U an uncle are high on "E" - well it's not a sin - will make you act like idiots. That's OK as long as u enjoy being idiots
2006-07-21 07:48:09 · answer #6 · answered by R G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're pathetic. You think sin is a colosal joke. In the end, with you flip attitude about what real sin is, you will find out it wasn't so funny after all.
2006-07-21 07:48:05 · answer #7 · answered by Carol M 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thank goodness this place is full of trolls now. Let's wreck this like we did the message boards.
2006-07-21 07:46:19 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought about it for a really long time. The answer of course is ;"YES" and have you ever been spanked?
2006-07-21 07:53:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds more like a really bad movie.
2006-07-21 07:45:28 · answer #10 · answered by butterfliesRfree 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES IT IS A DEEP DARK SIN OF THE MOST EVIL KIND.
REPENT REPENT REPENT!!!!!! GO TO THE NEAREST CHURCH AND GIVE THEM ALL OF YOUR MONEY (as a gift to god, of course $$$). THEN FOLLOW THE TEACHINGS OF A TELEVANGELIST BY THE NAME OF "Gimmealot Ofmoney." THEN YOU WILL BE SAVED!
2006-07-21 07:53:07 · answer #11 · answered by Mike H 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋