sqwirlsgirl an employee at the McDonald's on Dick Chaney Road, was arrested by Police last Tuesday, accused of selling a Big Mac to an undercover policewoman posing as a illegal alien
sqwirlsgirl, a high schooler who works at McDonald's after school to earn spending money, was led away in cuffs with tears running down her face.
"That lady comes through the drive-through all the time," she said. "I thought it was weird when she said into the microphone, 'I am a illegal alien and I would like a Big Mac,' but people say all kinds of strange stuff. I just got her food, and then they arrested me."
"It wasn't just a Big Mac; it was a combo, with fries and a Coke," noted Police Chief "Providing nutrition to illegal aliens is directly abetting their illegal activities," the chief added. Later that same week, police arrested again (sqwirlsgirl ) Shur Brite Car Wash employee sqwirlsgirl after she allegedly washed, waxed and vacuumed a car being driven by an undercover police officer posing as a illegal alien.
"This guy came in and said in this real loud voice, 'I am a illegal alien and I would like my ride detailed,' " said. "I just thought, you know, 'Whatever, dude. Just tell me what you want done.' " After the detailing was complete, sqwirlsgirl was arrested and booked on charges of aiding and abetting an illegal alien
"No self-respecting illegal alien will ride around in a dirty car, and these car washes are a real piece of the vice puzzle in La," sqwirlsgirl said. "And this is a puzzle that I intend to solve. I'm going to clean this place up, just like I did in Texas. Will sqwirlsgirl solve the puzzle ?
2006-08-10
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