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sqwirlsgirl an employee at the McDonald's on Dick Chaney Road, was arrested by Police last Tuesday, accused of selling a Big Mac to an undercover policewoman posing as a illegal alien
sqwirlsgirl, a high schooler who works at McDonald's after school to earn spending money, was led away in cuffs with tears running down her face.
"That lady comes through the drive-through all the time," she said. "I thought it was weird when she said into the microphone, 'I am a illegal alien and I would like a Big Mac,' but people say all kinds of strange stuff. I just got her food, and then they arrested me."
"It wasn't just a Big Mac; it was a combo, with fries and a Coke," noted Police Chief "Providing nutrition to illegal aliens is directly abetting their illegal activities," the chief added. Later that same week, police arrested again (sqwirlsgirl ) Shur Brite Car Wash employee sqwirlsgirl after she allegedly washed, waxed and vacuumed a car being driven by an undercover police officer posing as a illegal alien.
"This guy came in and said in this real loud voice, 'I am a illegal alien and I would like my ride detailed,' " said. "I just thought, you know, 'Whatever, dude. Just tell me what you want done.' " After the detailing was complete, sqwirlsgirl was arrested and booked on charges of aiding and abetting an illegal alien
"No self-respecting illegal alien will ride around in a dirty car, and these car washes are a real piece of the vice puzzle in La," sqwirlsgirl said. "And this is a puzzle that I intend to solve. I'm going to clean this place up, just like I did in Texas. Will sqwirlsgirl solve the puzzle ?

2006-08-10 14:51:30 · 17 answers · asked by Mind Movie 3 in Politics & Government Immigration

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Well, it definitely sounds like sqwirlsgirl.

I don't know if we can count on her to solve the puzzle, though. She got stung by ICE twice in one week, which doesn't bode well for her perspicacity.

2006-08-10 15:22:33 · answer #1 · answered by DAR 7 · 1 3

Wow, you have alot of time on your hands. How are you going to get in trouble for selling a big mac to an illegal immigrant? And for that matter, how do you "pose" as an illegal immigrant?

2006-08-10 23:23:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

yeah close the border so we can become just like germany, control all guns and "get rid" of people that we don't like, come on people what do you guys want to do? have retina and dna testing before you eat a freaken burger? don't be stupid and think ok?

2006-08-10 22:00:58 · answer #3 · answered by woodtigerdp 3 · 1 1

I'm not sure what you're saying, but we do need to close up the border before it's too late

2006-08-10 21:57:05 · answer #4 · answered by Wayne A 5 · 2 0

Just go to show that work (even the poor paying work) is still evil.

2006-08-10 21:59:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I'm actually pretty sure that's the dumbest thing I've ever read on here and that's saying something.

2006-08-10 21:58:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 7 0

VERY LAME!
But I'll play along,
I organized the entire sting!

2006-08-10 22:03:45 · answer #7 · answered by ***BORDER PATROL BROTHER*** 1 · 2 1

Hello! If we had a contest to find the biggest hater of sqwirlgirl, I bet I would win! chuckle, chuckle

2006-08-10 21:58:57 · answer #8 · answered by Stomp 3 · 2 3

is sqwirlsgirl a real name or a s/n?

2006-08-10 21:57:48 · answer #9 · answered by Owl City <3 4 · 2 0

I didn't know that. To much monkey business here.

2006-08-10 22:09:45 · answer #10 · answered by Zoe 4 · 2 1

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