Ther I was sittiing in the strip club in Tijuana, when this pretty little mexican girl struts onto the stage, dang was she hot, I slipped her pesos all night, it was great! Soon we were talking and having a couple of carne asada tacos and Coronas, it wasnt long before she made me an offer I couldnt refuse, after some very heated time together she asked me if I could bring her to America. Well,I thought to myself, she is quite the hot tamale, it can't be that hard to sneak her across the border. So I called my uncle Hose B and asked him if he could handle it, I would have called uncle Hose A but he was out of town, anyway Hose B said no problem we got a load going across tonight, since I am family I got a discount on the deal and it only cost me a 12 pack of Coronas. Since border patrol is busy in court it wasnt a problem getting her across. Now she is here in America locked in my house doing all the cooking, cleaning, and I get a free strip show every night, what a country!
2006-08-10
15:07:22
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