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And when the terror alert goes down to green, do we take the sweater off? Explain please!!

2006-08-10 14:56:11 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Government

Sooperman1234, you're stupid. Trust me on that one. If you have nothing to contribute, why answer?

2006-08-10 15:43:29 · update #1

Hexador04: You're a moron. There's no green alert? Check Homeland Security:
http://www.dhs.gov/dhspublic/display?theme=29
Do YOU know what to do when the alerts change? I didn't think so. Before you start swearing at me, why don't you check your facts, you filthy whore.

2006-08-10 15:46:42 · update #2

For those of you who dropped out of high school and can't get past the first "sweater," my question is basically WHAT DO WE DO WHEN THE ALERTS CHANGE? Is it just PR?

DC Cutie: You seem to know what you're talking about. And you're damn cute, too.

2006-08-10 15:50:47 · update #3

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Yah, there's a green alert, but it's stupid. When are we ever at LOW risk for a terrorist attack? Who can really say? No intelligence is THAT intelligent. Resources are limited. Somebody could be driving a car bomb into a federal building right now. The color coded alert system is a joke. The fact that they had to color it is so insulting. Like we wouldn't understand words?

2006-08-12 10:04:16 · answer #1 · answered by truthyness 7 · 5 0

NO! Don't put on a sweater. If you put on a bulky sweater, someone may get the idea you are hiding something under it. You should travel dressed for frisking. Just think on the positive side, with all the beverages being confiscated, there should be no wait for the bathroom once it's safe to leave your seat.

2006-08-10 15:03:57 · answer #2 · answered by Kuji 7 · 6 0

Do not put on a Red Sweater, with the global warming going on, you will only add more news to the broadcast.... I suggest you do exactly what are goverment saids, they know whats best for us.... right???

2006-08-10 15:19:53 · answer #3 · answered by Debbie J 1 · 1 0

Here is the correct procedure for Red Alert:

Get a big bucket. Fill it with water. Dunk your head in three times, but take it out only twice.

2006-08-10 15:29:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

that is nasty. the picture of being on your first day of being a painter and knocking over the paint bucket onto the rug. i could likely ask to renounce and artwork something out with the proprietor or boss so as that I under no circumstances worked there for that day.

2016-11-24 19:26:02 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Yes its best to get your sweater. But do not forget your duct tape and plastic. And that should get you through just about anything.

2006-08-15 14:27:52 · answer #6 · answered by Michael B 3 · 2 0

NO crawl under your desk and do the duck and cover! Don't you
all remember the cold war drills? (It'll protect you about the same amount now as then.)

2006-08-10 15:05:44 · answer #7 · answered by Daniel H 5 · 3 0

Yes, you are absolutely correct..
DANGER DANGER DANGER
Put on a red sweater quickly...
You'll need a little pointy red hat also...

2006-08-10 15:02:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

no, i believe red alert means you put saran wrap around your house & stock up on duct tape.

2006-08-10 15:02:56 · answer #9 · answered by jack spicer 5 · 3 0

I know right it's basically a damn smack in the face.

2006-08-10 15:43:18 · answer #10 · answered by dccuttie75 6 · 2 0

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