Dear Chief Squatting Dog,
We have a question for all the "Native" Americans out there. When you came across the Bering Strait during the Ice Age and you displaced all of those poor innocent deer and buffalo, did you take into account their feelings? When you killed the deer, how many deer mother were forced to grieve their lost children? When you wore the skin of buffalo, how many were traumatized by the sight of seeing their brothers displayed like trophies on the bodies of their slayers?
The deer and buffalo have spoken! We want reparations! We demand our land back and 50 million salt licks!
The Europeans have killed and displaced us too but at least they weren't sanctimonious and whiny about being 'here first'. You weren't here first, we were!
They confined us to reservations too (wildlife refuges), but you don't here us yelping about it.
BTW, What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are $1.79 for a bag, deer nuts are two for under a buck!
2006-07-10
09:03:23
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