Dear Chief Squatting Dog,
We have a question for all the "Native" Americans out there. When you came across the Bering Strait during the Ice Age and you displaced all of those poor innocent deer and buffalo, did you take into account their feelings? When you killed the deer, how many deer mother were forced to grieve their lost children? When you wore the skin of buffalo, how many were traumatized by the sight of seeing their brothers displayed like trophies on the bodies of their slayers?
The deer and buffalo have spoken! We want reparations! We demand our land back and 50 million salt licks!
The Europeans have killed and displaced us too but at least they weren't sanctimonious and whiny about being 'here first'. You weren't here first, we were!
They confined us to reservations too (wildlife refuges), but you don't here us yelping about it.
BTW, What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are $1.79 for a bag, deer nuts are two for under a buck!
2006-07-10 09:03:23 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
How funny. But I thought the natives just materialized here out of no where. Deer and buffalo should have protected their borders huh?
2006-07-10 09:11:01 · answer #1 · answered by sassyk 5 · 14⤊ 6⤋
Wow. Racism is alive and well today. The buffalo and deer do have protection under federal law, bonehead. Go to a federal reserve and try to shoot one. I hear federal prison is more of a cake walk, you will enjoy your life there...
2006-07-10 09:10:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mendi8a-Aztecs were treated very badly as well, yet I have yet to see one pro-illegal even acknowledge that fact... Why aren't you screaming in the streets for Mexicans to leave Mexico as well? Since it did previously belong to the Aztecs, Mayans, and other cultures....Oh yeah, it only counts when it is something that supports YOUR argument right?
How is what happened in America ANY different than what happened in Mexico?
2006-07-10 10:00:37 · answer #3 · answered by Ricky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know, that's a good question. The Native Americans are always complaining about their reservations and the White men who stole their land (they shouldn't be complaining anyway....they have their own frigging casinos!)
Anyway,the animals deserve to be treated better!
2006-07-10 09:14:11 · answer #4 · answered by farrah 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am all for giving the poor critters more room--that is why no more people can come in from anywhere.
The rest we will put off till tomorrow or next week.
and foxnews has a good answer too.
2006-07-10 15:19:46 · answer #5 · answered by *** The Earth has Hadenough*** 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What about bunny rabbits, squirrels, and snakes? When is the automotive industry going to make reparations for all this carnage?
2006-07-10 09:25:22 · answer #6 · answered by gokart121 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont be an a$$. Do some research and learn about history. "Indians" were treated very badly in history. Dont down play that!
2006-07-10 09:36:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mmmmm, buffalo; I think I'll have that for dinner tonight. You can't have your land back but there is a place on my table for you.
2006-07-10 09:22:29 · answer #8 · answered by truly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummm ok but the dinosaurs want thier life back
2006-07-10 09:07:42 · answer #9 · answered by gidget lil bit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bambi makes good sandwiches.
2006-07-10 10:57:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋