Other - Pets - October 2007

A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"
The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion!

"Later, the lion confronts a wildebeest and fiercely bellows, "Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?"

The terrified wildbeest stammers, "Oh great lion, you are by far the mightiest animal in the jungle!"

On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"

Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times. The lion feeling like it'd been run over by a safari wagon. The elephant then stomped on the lion till it looked like a corn tortilla and ambled away.

The lion let out a moan of pain, lifted his head weakly and hollered after the elephant, "Just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get so pissed off."
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Pls star if you liked.

2007-10-30 02:24:33 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-30 01:07:13 · 17 answers · asked by kate the great 1

For a school assignment we have to make up a pretend business and make business cards and all that. Our business is going to be selling pet clothes, accessories etc and we are going to bring in our 2 Pomerainians to show the class clothes we drssed them up in. The poor dogs haha.

Whats a good name for our business?

Any suggestions are greatly appreciated!

2007-10-30 00:29:31 · 12 answers · asked by Starfish 2

i have a female rabbit who is about 7 months and a male who is about 3 months old. when i introduced my female to the new male she was very aggressive to him and mounted him, over the last couple of weeks she has stopped mounting him and they seem to get along, i have noticed that he is mounting her now are she is allowing him. over the loast 2 days she has been building a nest frantically and pulling out her fur to help build it, she seems to be protecting the nest by staying in it constantly and has become aggressive towards the male again by mounting him and he keeps mounting her. can anyone tell me for definite whether she is pregnant or not.

2007-10-30 00:22:30 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

I tried washing my dogs and cats in special soaps, Dawn soap (recommended) bombing the house, sprays, frontline...you name it....I vaccuum , wash treat and still I can not get rid of this...Yuck!

2007-10-29 18:16:30 · 8 answers · asked by Julie H 1

I think it would be really cool, and when I grow up I want one, so i wondering: are they a really big responsibility?

2007-10-29 16:15:47 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

I need your sugestions

2007-10-29 13:32:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

ThanX all answers are highly appreciated!

2007-10-29 12:48:52 · 3 answers · asked by Kodi [[RoX uR sOx]] 3

Just Caught 3 mice in the space of a few hours with the same trap ..bait.. and location. Snap snap snap.!!
Why does The roadrunner and Tom go to the bother of buying all that junk from the Acme Co.to catch their prey.
"Me heap Good Hunter" yes ?
Snap ...there it goes again ...

2007-10-29 11:44:28 · 12 answers · asked by fozzy_bear_61 1

How soon before giving birth does a female rabbit start building a nest? Approx how many days?

2007-10-29 10:38:18 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

My hamster is missing and i juss cant stop thinking about him. i tried my hardest to do everything i possibly could im kind of giving up now but i got up to the point of hallucinating i kept screaming his name and everywhere i look i keep seeing him and im juss losing it.can anyone help me calm down and find him somehow??????i mean he can be anywhere in the basement!!!!!!!!

2007-10-29 10:36:20 · 6 answers · asked by XOcandieeXO 1

i NEED TO KNOW

2007-10-29 07:10:11 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

It is to my great displeasure that my question has been deleted. My question was posted in a serious manner, and simply because of being reported once, it was deleted. I was asking a question about Puppy Mills to deliberately shock people, and help them to understand just how serious Puppy Mills are in the world. And what? A few people with no sense of my sarcasm think I REALLY want to start a Puppy Mill? Give me a break. It's call informing the public. Not to mention informing myself by seeing how many of you truly know the dangers of pet store puppies.

2007-10-29 07:03:48 · 10 answers · asked by Rialee 3

Hi
I have bought treat for my rabbit, but it has said "treat for dwarf rabbit"
is it OK if i feed him the treat?
he is a normal rabbit :)
thank you

2007-10-29 04:42:12 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

Do you likecats,dogs,ferrets,gerbles,parrots
what kind please anser

2007-10-29 03:37:34 · 17 answers · asked by -Imagine- 3

fifteen cents .need ideas and a plan .i do know that some countries i would be considered welthy ,please tell me how i can become wealthy in s.c

2007-10-28 16:33:28 · 8 answers · asked by HURTINE L 1

She is a female blue dutch bunny. I really want an original name, so no hopper or anything else.

2007-10-28 12:18:37 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

what are the fines of having a unpapered ferret in California?

2007-10-28 11:48:09 · 7 answers · asked by kayla l 1

We acquired a very cute bunny rabbit called Cutey, the previous owners thought it was a girl. Have since found out he is very much a boy and looking to rename him, even though he is very cute it's a bit of a girly name and we don't want to give him a complex!

Here's a bit about him -

He burrowed his way into our garden from next door and decided to stay. He is medium size, a kind of champagne colour velvety fur with smokey ears, feet, tail and smudge on his face. He's in love with our (bichonX) dog and runs rings around him, spraying and often trying to hump him! LOL. He likes to sit inside our back door, puts his scent on everything, including us and the dog and he just loves to lick my feet and ankles :-) He lives in our back garden and just hates being put back in his hutch at night.

Would be grateful for any help with names, also will probably get him a (spayed) female for company so appropiate duo names might be useful too.

Cheers all...................

2007-10-28 07:45:07 · 66 answers · asked by KazzyBee 2

Is it ok to feed your hamster a grape?

2007-10-28 06:18:22 · 4 answers · asked by Abby :) 1

I have recently invested in a 5 month old miniature colt and I know, because of his age, he will want to play and do many things to keep himself from being bored. I want to know about some games I could do to keep him out of mischief from boredom. If anyone knows of some fun games or can think up some fun(and safe) games, I'd love it. Thanks you guys.

2007-10-28 05:15:12 · 4 answers · asked by Eqwuus 2

I live in an apt with some space so nothing too big
No reptiles
No fish
No birds

2007-10-28 02:17:17 · 22 answers · asked by K.c 2

I have 4 rabbits. 2 white ones and a black and a brown. The white ones keep fighting.
And they fight in like a weird way. So one rabbit climbs on top of the other one and then it bites its fur out or something. They are both females. Why does it like do this? The poor little rabbit's fur is falling off and it screamed once. It SCREAMED! What can I do to stop this and I can't seperate them cuz like it will feel very lonely and another cage occupies alot of space

2007-10-27 18:41:51 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-27 16:40:33 · 25 answers · asked by Mustache 3

I heard on the news and read several articles that talked about how Hillary Clinton abused and abandoned "Socks", the White House cat. Have any of you heard about this? Is this true?

2007-10-27 16:30:42 · 5 answers · asked by Boomer 3

i read something about just giving him water and timothy hay, hes not eating or drinking.

2007-10-27 16:00:05 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

he is only taking in breaths every few seconds
hes not responding to any stimuli that i give him
his eyes are open and he is blinking occasionally
i dont know what is happening
please help me understand , thanx

2007-10-27 14:45:18 · 9 answers · asked by Bru 3

It's pointless to say "They shouldn't have pets if they can't afford it", as people need contact with animals. Why should only wealthy people get to have pets? That isn't fair. It also isn't fair to the animals if they don't get the care they need.

What is the solution?

2007-10-27 14:27:16 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

Maybe just a little bit??????

2007-10-27 14:12:19 · 12 answers · asked by BLUE ROCK 1

Well, I don't exactly have one yet, LOL!
BUT was thinking about it if just in case somewhere I could adopt one that has been domesticated, and if so, whether or not they are trainable to use a litter box,yes?
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2007-10-27 12:48:41 · 10 answers · asked by Auntie Marie SueB 3