A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"
The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion!
"Later, the lion confronts a wildebeest and fiercely bellows, "Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?"
The terrified wildbeest stammers, "Oh great lion, you are by far the mightiest animal in the jungle!"
On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"
Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times. The lion feeling like it'd been run over by a safari wagon. The elephant then stomped on the lion till it looked like a corn tortilla and ambled away.
The lion let out a moan of pain, lifted his head weakly and hollered after the elephant, "Just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get so pissed off."
----
Pls star if you liked.
2007-10-30 02:24:33 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
HA! that is soo good and I can tell it to my little boy! he will love it!
2007-10-30 02:27:27 · answer #1 · answered by berlytea 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yay
2007-10-30 02:27:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ya that was really funny and the people who didn't think it was i dont know if they have a sense of humor or not but i loved it
yay- star
2007-10-30 02:53:02 · answer #3 · answered by weedman120389 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Definitely a YAY! That was a good one - so good that I have copied it into my 'Joke file' and will send it of to a few friends later. Thanks for a good laugh, if you have any more - keep 'em coming!
2007-10-30 04:36:04 · answer #4 · answered by Rick Harley 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You do know there is a Jokes & Riddles section, right? You got the star anyway. =]
2007-10-30 02:29:10 · answer #5 · answered by Cunning Linguist 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
YAY hahaha love this one.
2007-10-30 02:27:16 · answer #6 · answered by ♪♫Tweedle Dee♪♫ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't know how to star but I liked.
2007-10-30 02:30:46 · answer #7 · answered by william5109 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yay
2007-10-30 02:27:34 · answer #8 · answered by Glebo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yay
2007-10-30 02:26:44 · answer #9 · answered by podgey14 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
not that good
2007-10-30 02:29:24 · answer #10 · answered by CinnamonGirl777 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋