Hey! Please help, ya'll- my cat, Stinkynutz, is out of contwol!
I was playing my banjo today, and he came right up to me and *****-smacked me in the face! My mouth was agape and hanging wide open in shock and horror! He then hissed at me and went outside, hanging out with his gangsta cat friends. *Sniff sniff!
I don't understand it! I have been giving Stinkynutz his Tuna every nite- but he sneaks out when I go to sleep, and he steals cars, and goes clubbing!
And, I can't understand his recalcitrant ways. He has started listening to this scary music called 'death metal'. He loves the band "Nile". This band's music really scares me! The singer sounds like Cookie Monster, and screams/growls instead of singing- it is quite disconcerting. You can't understand anything that he's saying when he sings! Plus, the music is very brutal and fast- it confuses me profoundly!
What must I do to help Stinkynutz get back on the ball? I mean, on the ball of string, as well as normalacy?
2006-06-21
07:36:59
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