I'm getting complaints about my compost heap. I have a family of 9. I have 6 kids and 2 wives. You could say that we're very "Earthy." Rather than waste water on our toilets, we have decided to simply go out to a compost pile and poop out there. We take all of our refuse from our family meals and add it to the heap as well. We have a menagerie of animals: 2 donkeys, 5 dogs, 13 cats, 1 iguana, 4 parrots, 1 llama, 1 rooster, 2 peacocks, and a chimpanzee. That's a lot of dung! We have started toting all of their crap over to the pile too. It's getting very smelly over by the pile. My youngest, Penelope, who is age 5, has refused to crap on the pile because it is too stinky. My son, Ezekiel, age 26, has refused to poo on the pile because he feels it is unsanitary. I have grounded them both and have started feeding them only bread and water until they decide to contribute. We need the poop for our crops to feed the family. I am very angry. Help?
2006-08-26
18:29:15
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