Today, I was walking down Michigan Ave. in Chicago and this guy just punched me in the face for no reason. I got so scared that I flatulated and soiled my pants. I just took the punch and walked away sad. I don't really know whats wrong. Fecal matter was oozing down my running shorts I was wearing at the time and people either held their noses while I walked by or they cursed at me. When I got home with brown legs my girlfriend just laughed at me and called me a loser. Oh well, she's cheating on me anyways. Nothing I can do about it. My nose really hurts though, I think it could be broken. Im too depressed to go to the doctor. My girlfriend is probably banging him anyways. God, she get's around. Oh well, I have no plans, maybe i'll try and fix my nose. I have no plans tonight. God bless everyone.
2006-06-15
13:10:01
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johnny m
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