Today, I was walking down Michigan Ave. in Chicago and this guy just punched me in the face for no reason. I got so scared that I flatulated and soiled my pants. I just took the punch and walked away sad. I don't really know whats wrong. Fecal matter was oozing down my running shorts I was wearing at the time and people either held their noses while I walked by or they cursed at me. When I got home with brown legs my girlfriend just laughed at me and called me a loser. Oh well, she's cheating on me anyways. Nothing I can do about it. My nose really hurts though, I think it could be broken. Im too depressed to go to the doctor. My girlfriend is probably banging him anyways. God, she get's around. Oh well, I have no plans, maybe i'll try and fix my nose. I have no plans tonight. God bless everyone.
2006-06-15 13:10:01 · 24 answers · asked by johnny m 1 in Health ➔ Other - Health
Oh my GOD!!! That has to be the saddest story that I have ever read on here. You poor poor fella. This is for you *A great big hug* If it helps I have some nice boobs. I hope the best for you, and you have to remember that Tomorrow WILL BE BETTER!!! It has to be. You should think about dumping that skank of a ho girlfriend You deserve a lot better and you know that you do, and you should think about going to the doctor and if you need a little help there is no shame in it, I too have been cheated on and it is the worse and most horrible feeling, I had to go on Zoloft, but the good thing is that it helps and once you can come out of the fog of depression you can see more clearly. You deserve better! Get you a plan of action and figure out what you need to do, Evalute every aspect of your life... is it time for a lifestyle change... change of job, if at all possible kick her out because adding a move on top of everything is going to be more stressful, and what a B*tch to laugh at you after what you went through, find a safer jogging route... and did you ever think that maybe that guy punched you because she is banging him? I kinda wondered that when I read, because that is just too strange that a guy would punch you for NO reason, and then she laughed on top of it... Go out with some friends or family, if you don't have any... make some, you need to surround yourself with loving and caring people. Best of luck to you, and I hope that your nose isn't broken a nice guy like you doesn't deserve that. *Another big hug and maybe a little kiss on the cheek*
2006-06-15 13:23:14 · answer #1 · answered by iluvmyduckies05 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I find it interesting that you still call her your girlfriend even though you know she is cheating with you anyway. Do what I did when I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me. Don't get mad, ask for your stuff back and forgive her. Then leave her. You need to be loved also. If she can't do that then she's not the one for you. I'm sorry about your face, there isn't much I can say to make that feel better. But remember, forgive her and move on.
2006-06-27 23:13:17 · answer #2 · answered by Andrew H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you need to go to a therapist really quick.....first of all this sounds like a poorly made up story...so you need to see someone about that.....but if somehow this is true...why didn't you call the cops and let them help you and then get rid of a girlfriend who would not care that you got punched in the face....i think SHE is the loser......you cannot be too depressed to go to a doctor....that is what they are there for!!!!!!
2006-06-26 14:00:54 · answer #3 · answered by CHARLY 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've got a thing about soiled under-wear don't you?
I think you just might be spending to much time on your computer, how long does it take you to come up with this stuff? Next time try a happy story. It would be a nice change !!!
2006-06-29 20:05:24 · answer #4 · answered by amom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Personally, I think you are a borderline personality looking for more attention than you need. I mean, C'om on! Puched in the face for NOTHING? Dude! You have some serious issues and need to seek pyschiatric help!
And, if you are that paranoid about your GF, why are you with her? What are YOU getting out of the relationship?
Get serious!
2006-06-28 16:29:15 · answer #5 · answered by mitch180 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you need to move to a better neighborhood. But as far as being happy see site below which is like a fusion of psychology and religion. Even has some practical advice. If it does not help, maybe it will amuse you.
2006-06-15 20:19:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am so sorry these things happened to you. You should first, get your nose looked at by a doctor. second, dump that non-supportive @#$%^ and move on with your life. Try getting into a support group. Remember, you have to love yourself. If you need to, talk to God. Believe me, he does listen.
2006-06-23 12:11:20 · answer #7 · answered by Ariana W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should write books.You have a great writing style. A bit disgusting in detail but, still good at making the read feel your embarassment of soiling in your pants.
2006-06-29 18:47:14 · answer #8 · answered by Jen K. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nxt time if sumbody troubles u, make sure 2 finish it up d same moment. Stand up for urself, never b afraid of any1 in this world. Dnt gve up on ur grlfrend, may b ur nt paying mre attention 2 her.. Gve wats necessary.. And b a man & stop CRYING for everything.
2006-06-29 17:38:57 · answer #9 · answered by tushar j 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my, you definitely have had a very bad day; but that's all there is to it. It's just ONE bad day. Who knows????, maybe you'll wake up tomorrow to find out that you've won the lottery, or that Angelina Jolie wants to have mad passionate sex with you. Anything can happen just like it did today.
2006-06-15 20:17:14 · answer #10 · answered by annie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋