Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak -
>the last one is great!
>Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the
>words back... or that you could crawl into a hole?
>Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....
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>FIRST TESTIMONY:
>I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow
>and asked loudly,
>"How much do you charge for a shampoo and a ********?"
>I turned around and walked back out and never went back
>My husband didn't say a word...
>he knew better.
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>SECOND TESTIMONY:
>I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.
>I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.
>After browsing for several minutes,
>I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at
>the
>store.
>He asked if he could help me.
>Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing
>with
>mens balls"
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>THIRD TESTIMONY:
>My sister and I were at the mall and
>passed by a store that sold a
>variety of candy and nuts.
>As we were looking at the display case,
>the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.
>I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts."
>My sister started to laugh hysterically.
>The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away.
>To this day,
>my sister has never let me forget.
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>FOURTH TESTIMONY:
>While in line at the bank one afternoon,
>my toddler decided to release
>some pent-up energy and ran amok.
>I was finally able to grab hold of
>her after receiving looks of disgust
>and annoyance from other patrons.
>I told her that if she did not start behaving
>"right now" she would be punished.
>To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as
>threatening,
>"If you don't let me go right now,
>I will tell Grandma that I saw you
>kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!"
>The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange.
>Even the tellers stopped what they were doing.
>I mustered up the last of my dignity and
>walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow.
>The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams
>of
>laughter.
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>FIFTH TESTIMONY:
>Have you ever ! asked your child a question too many times?
>My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and
>I
>was
>on him constantly.
>One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, in between
>errands
>It was very busy, with a full dining room.
>While enjoying my taco,
>I smelled something funny,
>so of course I checked
>my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean.
>The realized that Danny
>had not asked to go potty in a while.
>I asked him if he needed to go,
>and he said "No".
>I kept thinking
>"Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any
>clothes
>with
>me."
>Then I said,
>"Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?"
>"No," he replied.
>I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was
>getting worse.
>Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny did you have an accident ?
>This time
>he jumped up, yanked down his pants,
>bent over, spread his cheeks
>and yelled
>"SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!"
>While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing,
>he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.
>An old couple made me feel better,
>thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!
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>LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:
>This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days
>and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will,
>in the future, likely think before she speaks.
>What happens when you predict snow but don't get any!
>We had a female news anchor that,
>the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't,
>turned to the weatherman and asked:
>"So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"
>Not only did HE have to leave the set,
>but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!
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>Now, didn't that feel good?
>Pass it on to someone you know who needs a laugh
>and remember
>we all say things we don't really mean,
>so think before you speak
2006-12-01
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