All categories - 27 December 2007

2007-12-27 07:31:29 · 8 answers · asked by Gurio 1 in Polls & Surveys

A young couple have just been married and they are currently on their honeymoon. They are staying at a hotel. The woman is ticked off because her new husband always farts in the mornings, so she comes up with a plan. During that evening she tells him he will fart his guts out someday. The next morning the woman wakes up early to inhale the lovely fart smell she is now used to, she goes into the kitchen and takes the guts out of the chicken and puts them down her husbands pants while hes still sleeping. She wonders back into the kitchen giggling. The husband wakes up with a shout "arrrrrgh!", he runs into the bathroom for a few minutes. He comes out and his wife confront him "what was that all about?" he says " you were right i did fart my guts out, but thanks to these two fingers and this pot of vaseline, i've put them back in."

2007-12-27 07:31:29 · 9 answers · asked by nathand0072002 2 in Jokes & Riddles

i've been ok for a few days but im guilty again
a few years ago, i said f**king or part of the f word and MIGHT have said jesus right after in my mind, can't remember well though
what IF i said f**king jesus out loud? is this bad?
i also had sexual thought about jesus and god
i've been ok, but i started to think about this again
today, i recalled that i tried to say it whenever my mouth was open like eating and it felt like i was saying it just in my head when i was eating
there're certain things that my brain won't let go of and it distinguishes and i feel depressed for guilt then on, such as this case
is this chemical imbalance?
could there be anyone saying the whole thing out loud with intention and not being guilty at all?
because i did it unintentionally and still i feel that im the only one who might have said this
should i pray for forgiveness
so whenever i start to feel guilty, should i slap myself?
i really don't understand why i have these kind of problems whe
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i really don't understand why i have these kind of problems when people have problems about debt, divorce and cancer
even though i sound crazy, sometimes this is really important because i can rule my life away
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should i ask for forgiveness, but i don't want to because it was unintentional
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i make points of lists to assure that i don't have to be guilty, but i try to not do that because it will get me in deeper and deeper and finally unable to climb back out
i need to have a reason why i don't need to pray to be able to do anything properly or else i'll be always guilty of it
so should i forget about it all in a bunch?
does my christmas sound fascinating enough, it sure does, is this another mental problem to conquer?
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i don't have time to see anyone and it's too expensive and i don't want to share it with anyone except if i don't have to see them in person
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is praying a compulsion that i don't have to do in this case?
obviously this is a compulsion and i think about it all the time, SO SHOULD I FORGET ABOUT IT WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT IT WELL I THINK ABOUT IT ALMOST ALL THE TIME BUT SHOULD I TELL MYSELF TO GET OUT OF THE HOLE?
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i love sports and i have a aptitude for it, but i never played that much in high school since i had this kind of problem but not the same one
i think about it all the time, so it's really hard to concentrate on anything
now im stressed because i started to enjoy raquet ball and it feels like this is going to be taken away from me next
do i sound like a guy or a girl?

2007-12-27 07:31:29 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

I want to buy a ps2 game but don't know which so could you post your favorite ps2 videogame EASY POINTS

2007-12-27 07:31:28 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Video & Online Games

I'm going on a car trip with my family, which includes a 9yr old brother and 6 and 4yr old sisters, so I figured I'd make some CDs.

=P

2007-12-27 07:31:15 · 2 answers · asked by Me 7 in Polls & Surveys

i was exercising (im trying to lose weight) and when i went and watched tv for 15 min i had consume a whole lot of chocolate half a pear and a peice of bread, now i want more but the only thing thats stopping me is me writting this,
will keeping myself entertained by drawing or schoolwork will help

2007-12-27 07:31:11 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

I'm a 32 B.
Men feel free to answer for fun if you know it ^_^.

2007-12-27 07:31:11 · 12 answers · asked by Your Drag Queen Mother 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-27 07:31:07 · 18 answers · asked by SHOGUN'S U.S. Marine Corps 2 in Religion & Spirituality

that in egypt

2007-12-27 07:31:03 · 4 answers · asked by nabil a 2 in Astronomy & Space

2007-12-27 07:30:57 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Alright so I am 19 and I would rather live on my own. I know love is beautiful even though I have never felt it. But me I live to dangerous of life and dont think it would be right to put a wife and especially a kid through that. I just dont think I am fit to be husband or a dad. Is it wrong to just give up on that cuz of the way I live?? I just dont want to be one to leave a son without a father and wife with out a husband. Better to just stay out of that and no one gets hurt.

2007-12-27 07:30:49 · 19 answers · asked by I like to drink 1 in Marriage & Divorce

Look at the link... I am so happy... but 360 in just one jail? Makes you think how many more illegal criminals are out there that havent been caught yet.

So my question is if they did this in every jail, how many do you think they'd find? And not just in California, but the whole country?

http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=news/local&id=5857608

2007-12-27 07:30:48 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

Im talking about real 70's and 80's rock. The kind with mind blowing guitar solos, amazing riffs, vocalists who would really rock your world, and lyrics that made you FEEL something! From soft rock to hard rock! Im talking about bands like Led Zeppelin, Pink Floys, Queen, Deep Purple, Rainbow, Police, The Who and the sort! The Brittish invasion period, and even some American bands like The Doors, The Eagles, and so on! I know Im not the only one that appreciates that kind of music! Are you one of them? Post here!

2007-12-27 07:30:40 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

Ray Cupple bought a basic car costing $10,150.00, with options costing $738.00. There is a 6% sales tax in his state and a combined $50.00 license and registration fee. What was Ray's total cost?

2007-12-27 07:30:39 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

Do you feel pain, happy when your child is doing well in school, love your parents, sad when someone you love dies, angry when someone insults you, enjoy the beauty of life, pleasure when you find new friends, cold when you are exposed to freezing temperatures, unhappy when you have problems in your family, cry when you are in pain?


Pls. state your religion ( or non religion ) first, then answer the question.

2007-12-27 07:30:35 · 57 answers · asked by john c 5 in Religion & Spirituality

.....First I parked my car in a lot and left it in 1st and turned off the car. when i came back to my car i started the car and took the gear off 1st and set it to reverse but for some reason it was not moving even when i was letting off the clutch and pressing on the gas. Then i set it in first and went back to R, then it worked....is this normal or do you think there is something wrong with my car? I would appreciated some answers.

Thank you.

2007-12-27 07:30:31 · 8 answers · asked by kp 3 in Maintenance & Repairs

contries come here or are stationed here?? Just wondering cos a guy i met lived in japan for 3 yrs...

2007-12-27 07:30:23 · 33 answers · asked by jasMINe 4 in Military

2007-12-27 07:30:21 · 17 answers · asked by johnnydogg2002 1 in Singles & Dating

...against the LAW and considered reckless endangerment on behalf of the JAIL? Please ONLY answer if you KNOW LAW.
SHEEESH!!!

2007-12-27 07:30:01 · 7 answers · asked by raginwolf2007 1 in Law & Ethics

and fill out the empty spaces to see your letter?

2007-12-27 07:29:55 · 9 answers · asked by Shaz 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-27 07:29:54 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

claim every invention to come from Arabic lands to be an Islamic invention? despite the fact that many of these inventions pre-date Islam like mathematics

2007-12-27 07:29:53 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

So I might be getting this Dell inspiron, 17" HD wide-screen, intell pentium, dual core processer t2310, Windows Vista, 1gb memory, 120gb hardrive, burner, built in webcam all for
$799. Regular $980

Do you think I should buy it?

Thanks

2007-12-27 07:29:48 · 7 answers · asked by ☮ & ♥ 6 in Laptops & Notebooks

2007-12-27 07:29:48 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in United States

please post if no any in CA PLACE WHEN WHERE AND FOR




THANK YOU

2007-12-27 07:29:46 · 4 answers · asked by Alexis B 1 in Theater & Acting

How do you pronounce?

2007-12-27 07:29:44 · 8 answers · asked by Blessed and Happy 5 in Baby Names

who will let me and my band use their lyrics ?
we all know how to play and sing we just dont know how to write lyrics if you are intrested when and if we get signed you will be given financial compensation in other words cold hard cash. we are a celtic inspired rock band guitar bagpipes drums banjo you know the rest so if you can just help us out that would be esquisite

band name: human barriers
laocation: hutto texas
contact number youll get it if we like your lyrics

2007-12-27 07:29:41 · 2 answers · asked by SUPERDUDE WSSR 2 in Lyrics

Another way to look at the question:
What is your talent??
Thanks for your answer!! Happy New Year in advance!!!!!!! =)

2007-12-27 07:29:40 · 10 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys