A young couple have just been married and they are currently on their honeymoon. They are staying at a hotel. The woman is ticked off because her new husband always farts in the mornings, so she comes up with a plan. During that evening she tells him he will fart his guts out someday. The next morning the woman wakes up early to inhale the lovely fart smell she is now used to, she goes into the kitchen and takes the guts out of the chicken and puts them down her husbands pants while hes still sleeping. She wonders back into the kitchen giggling. The husband wakes up with a shout "arrrrrgh!", he runs into the bathroom for a few minutes. He comes out and his wife confront him "what was that all about?" he says " you were right i did fart my guts out, but thanks to these two fingers and this pot of vaseline, i've put them back in."
2007-12-27 07:31:29 · 9 answers · asked by nathand0072002 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol haha tee hee ewwwwwww
2007-12-27 07:35:05 · answer #1 · answered by @(*0*)@ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome joke. However.....
"She wonders back into the kitchen giggling."
I see this common mistake a hundred times a day. It should state, "She wanders back in...." The proper word is not Wonder, it's Wander.
2007-12-27 07:39:34 · answer #2 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arrhhh! Disgustingly funny!!
2007-12-27 09:02:27 · answer #3 · answered by MISS CAROLYN ARSENAL 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it, really funny & cheers for posting.
2007-12-27 10:59:45 · answer #4 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats disgusting
its an ok joke
2007-12-27 07:35:49 · answer #5 · answered by desigurl824 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats good!!! 100/10 lol roflmao
2007-12-27 07:35:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. hehehe. we women can be so unpredictable. bet he has her all worried and screaming now.lol. hehehe
2007-12-27 08:47:18 · answer #7 · answered by mysticshabs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats sick i love it
2007-12-27 07:36:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
EEEW! NO i don't like it.
2007-12-27 07:51:31 · answer #9 · answered by dazed and confused 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋