All categories - 24 December 2007

3 old triplet sisters each 88 years old are becoming more forgetful

The first sister is about to take a bath and has one foot in the tub and one foot out. She calls out "WAS I GETTING IN THE TUB OR OUT?"

The 2nd sister tells the 3rd "I'm going to find out what she wants." As she reaches the landing of the stairs she turns back and asks "What was I going up stairs for?"

The 3 sister say's "God, I hope I never get that senile, knock on wood" and raps her hand on the coffee table 3 times.

She yells to both of her sisters "I COMING TO HELP BOTH OF YOU AS SOON AS I GET THE DOOR"


Star me baby!!!!!!!!!

2007-12-24 06:12:56 · 12 answers · asked by Sports fan 5 in Jokes & Riddles

at what week did your baby engage, and what is normal?
how long after did you go into labor?
im pretty sure my babys engaged im feeling a lot of pressure..hes been "ceph" for a wile.. and my stmachs quite sore at the bottom , what do u think?xxx

2007-12-24 06:12:43 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

working as a soldier in army and was selected as commissioned officer but at last among seventy six they took forty and rest were rejected i was also among them what about me now and iam not sure that they will not take us but expecting also to join the course

2007-12-24 06:12:39 · 6 answers · asked by slash l 1 in Military

I've been with my husband for 3 years, we've been married only a year. When we first got together I wanted sex alllll the time anywhere, that's how high my sex drive was, but now it's really bad. I don't even want to have sex anymore....Let me tell you how bad it is......Do you know sometimes in the middle of the night my husbad tries to have sex and I pretend that I'm sleep until he just stops trying. When I do get horny I masturbate intead of telling him. I need help, this may ruin my relationship, I can't tell him I'm not interested anymore ( he's a man..PLEASE HELP

2007-12-24 06:12:29 · 40 answers · asked by Love Angel 3 in Marriage & Divorce

I saw a special on PBS Frontline the other day on the Siege of Bethlehem and it ended with these lines:

"NARRATOR: But this is the Holy Land. The conflict isn't over yet. Lior's last task is to mediate between three Christian orders, all of whom want to be the first to enter the Church of the Nativity.

Lt. Col. LIOR: [to monks] This is a happy day. It's a happy day. I want everybody to go behind the- [crosstalk]"

Does anyone know which order was the first to enter? The last?

2007-12-24 06:12:27 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

I came home from work early and i looked in to my garden shed and i saw my son who is age 9 and my best friends 13 year old daughter touching each others privates.I told them it was wrong and made them promise not to do it again. How will this effect my son?.

2007-12-24 06:12:24 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Adolescent

Okay, I learned about the Electoral college in school, but I'm not sharp on it anymore, so please enlighten me. How does it work? break it down for me again, and explain how someone could win the general election and not win the electorial college

2007-12-24 06:12:20 · 14 answers · asked by God's favorite 6 in Elections

Do you think Jesus Christ will come back tomorrow?

2007-12-24 06:12:17 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

my mother is 5foot3 and 250pounds . im afraid if i set down and talk to her about her weight i will hurt her feelings. every one in the family is worried about her. shes 50years old and she has arthritus and dieabetes . shes got horrible eatting habbits such as drinking 3-4 pops a day and eatting ice cream before she gos to bed. is there any sort of diet she could go on . Please i need help with some how talking to her about her weight.
(we dont have money for exerising equipment or weight watchers or personal trainers)

2007-12-24 06:12:08 · 17 answers · asked by free 2 in Diet & Fitness

with wrapping your gifts!?!

2007-12-24 06:12:04 · 19 answers · asked by DJ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-24 06:11:43 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

hey whats up i need advice on how to train a 6 week rottweiler puppy not to bite and get it leash train any advice is welcome please

2007-12-24 06:11:38 · 16 answers · asked by ja_vier194 1 in Dogs

My 18th birthday is coming up and I'm wondering if I'll be old enough by law to work at an Arizona convience store that sells alcohol.

2007-12-24 06:11:31 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

If they say, "I am not in denial!", does that automatically prove that the are since they are denying it?

2007-12-24 06:11:31 · 4 answers · asked by Darth Vader 6 in Psychology

2007-12-24 06:10:54 · 29 answers · asked by PearApple 7 in Fast Food

whats a good not to expensive cell phone

2007-12-24 06:10:52 · 9 answers · asked by GamingRevolution 1 in Cell Phones & Plans

2007-12-24 06:10:45 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am taking Lyrica for Fibromyalgia / depression / pain.
I have been taking it for 6 months.

After a month or so I noticed my ankles and arms were swelling almost daily.

During the 2nd and 3rd month after a 3+ week exercise (yeah - exercise, I actually Felt like and Could do) routine where I should have been loosing weight like crazy - I Gained 20 pounds. I was exercising And walking about 3 miles a day.

Now after 6 months I still have the weight on.
I continue to have spells of blurred vision.
My Balance is off at times and my concentration and memory have Not improved (possible worse if that is possible...)

I do however continue to feel like I am doing better with it than without it as the pain doesn't seam so intense nor last for so long at a time. I don't seam so Worried about things nor as depressed.

For now I want to continue with it.
Though That Awesome feeling (3 weeks) Is gone - Maybe not Forever??

Do the Drugs I am taking pose a threat

2007-12-24 06:10:39 · 3 answers · asked by Liz 2 in Pain & Pain Management

I am going to make meatballs from scratch. I have the ground meat but i need help on what spices to add to the meat to give it flavor. I am having a side of teriaki sauce to dip them in.. plz i need help.. what spices!?

2007-12-24 06:10:27 · 13 answers · asked by biannca(: 2 in Cooking & Recipes

2007-12-24 06:10:25 · 24 answers · asked by Jamal W 1 in Polls & Surveys

im in the military and adultery in the military can cost you your job and your freedom. i met this guy, he said he and his wife were separated, i just got a divorce, seriously i would not put another woman thru this. But a one time thing, was never supposed to happen. Actually, i was suppose to forget it and act it never happened until a week ago doctor tells me im pregnant. I thought he was supposed to be separated, so when asked i said it was his baby. Now we mightboth be screwed. I dont know what to do. This is my career, i love what i do and i dont wanna lose my job. i dont know how to get myself outta this mess. if there's anything thing you can say. Please dont remind me that i ****** up, i already know that part.

2007-12-24 06:10:18 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

Someone stole my debit card. I just been informed that they bought a 200 dollar item with that. I know the seller. The question is how do I tell the seller to give me my money back and telling him that someone stole my debit card?

2007-12-24 06:10:14 · 5 answers · asked by freddie mercury rocks. 1 in Personal Finance

from the San Gabriel Valley .Region, especially the 626 area .Ive called many travel agenicies

2007-12-24 06:10:13 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Los Angeles

I think he has a good shot. I won't vote for him. I favor Kucinich and will vote for whoever the democrats nominate, but I can't help but like Huckabee. If you look at the last 30 years, the most likeable candidate almost always wins.

2007-12-24 06:10:09 · 10 answers · asked by sal 2 in Politics

and have a yellow streak?

2007-12-24 06:10:06 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-24 06:09:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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2007-12-24 06:09:38 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

It just occured to me that all of the Christmas presents I have so far received and the majority I will be giving are alcoholic, and while I am an atheist and don't really care (they have been/ will be appreciated...), I was curious as to whether this may be considered inappropriate.

2007-12-24 06:09:18 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-12-24 06:08:54 · 22 answers · asked by MoPleasure4U 4 in Religion & Spirituality

I have a 14 yr old, 16 yr old and 20 yr old still living with me. I am trying to manage my children, take care of my house and work. My boyfriend lives 45 minutes away and only wants to see me at his house. I have a very active household and my children can be disrespectful at times, but I look at them as being teens going through what teens do. He thinks they should always be compliant and helpful so his excuse for not coming my way is them. I think he is jealous of my children, my siblings, etc., but he tells me he just wants people to always treat me nice and with respect. The other night I tried to explain to him how I was feeling, but he basically told me he cared and I was wrong. I am tired of always feeling wrong and him never wanting to see me (just talk on the phone). I feel sad, and probably should move on, but it hurts. Lonely in America. Help!

2007-12-24 06:08:39 · 21 answers · asked by Snively 2 in Singles & Dating