All categories - 14 December 2007

2007-12-14 05:34:34 · 25 answers · asked by MamiZ-Notorious Faithful Freak 5 in Polls & Surveys

DHSS Quotes. The following extracts are perfectly genuine - taken from actual letters sent to the DHSS (Social Security). Although rather crude they are written in good faith by the senders.

Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.

Can you please tell me when our repairs are going to be done as my wife is about to become an expectant mother.


I want some repairs doing to my cooker as it backfired and burnt my knob off.


The toilet is blocked and we can't bath the children until it is cleared.

The man next door has a large erection in his back garden which is unsightly and dangerous.


Will you please send someone to mend our broken path as my wife tripped and fell on it and she is now pregnant.


Our kitchen floor is very damp and we have two children and we would like a third so will you please send somebody round to do something about it.


Would you please repair our toilet. My son pulled the chain and the box fell on his head.


Mrs. Smith has no clothes and has had none for over a year. The clergy have been visiting her.............


I need money to buy special medicine for my husband as he is unable to masturbate his food.


In reply to your letter, I have already cohabited with your officer with no results so far.


I am pleased to inform you that my husband who was reported missing, is dead.


Mrs. Adams has asked me to collect her money as she is going in to hospital to have her overtures out.


Sir, I am forwarding my marriage certificate and two children one of which is a mistake as you will see.


My husband is diabetic and has to take insolence regular but he finds he is lethargic to it.


Unless I get my husbands maintenance money soon I shall be obliged to live an immortal life.


The children have been off school because there is a lot of measles about and I had them humanised.


Please forward my money at once as I have fallen into errors with my landlord and milkman.


You have changed my little boy into a little girl. Will this matter?


Mrs Brown only THINKS she's ill, but believe me she is nothing but a hypodermic.


In accordance with your instructions I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope.


I want my sick pay quick. I have been in bed under the doctor for a week and he is doing me no good. If things don't improve I shall get another doctor.


I do not get any money from my son. He is in the army and his regiment is at present manuring on Salisbury plain.


Milk is wanted for my baby and the father is unable to supply it.

Re your dental enquiry. The teeth on top are alright but those on my bottom are hurting dreadfully.


I am very annoyed to find you have branded my son illiterate.This is a lie as I married his father a week before he was born.

I am sorry I omitted to put down all my children's names.This was due to contraceptional circumstances.


I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.


The lavatory is blocked. This is caused by the boys next door throwing balls on the roof.


This is to let you know there is a smell coming from the man next door.

The toilet seat is cracked - where do I stand?

2007-12-14 05:34:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

The following question came off the Mensa Puzzle Calendar for 2007.

"The square of the first number plus the second number equals 7. And the square of the second number plus the first number equals 11."

There's an obvious trivial solution, but there are also three other real solutions. I'm most interested in the 3 other solutions.

Answers must be provided in radical form, *not* as decimal approximations. Are you up to the challenge?

2007-12-14 05:34:19 · 8 answers · asked by Puzzling 7 in Mathematics

Do I need a primer? Do I spray paint it or do I use a brush? What kind of paint should I use?

2007-12-14 05:34:14 · 4 answers · asked by chocolatecupcake 4 in Decorating & Remodeling

policy, what are some other "policies" that are right up there with the best policies??

2007-12-14 05:34:11 · 6 answers · asked by jeenious 5 in Polls & Surveys

i go on C:\Documents and Settings\My User\My Documents\EA Games\The Sims 2\Downloads then i double click on the icons and body shop message goes up with "please-double click on a custom content package file to install the content". please help me as i really don't know how to install it onto the game :(

2007-12-14 05:34:10 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Video & Online Games

Last night i noticed that i had a nickle size oval bump with a dark center right before the crease where your knee is. It hadn't beeen there that long cuz it wasn't there yesterday. And i have no idea what it is and i looked to see if it could a rash online but nothing explained what it looks like. So does anyone have an idea what this is or could be? Thank you.

2007-12-14 05:33:37 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Skin Conditions

so we can compare the results.

if you believe in evolution say yes

if you don't say NO

I think there's more evolutionists here but we'll see

2007-12-14 05:33:31 · 49 answers · asked by Saved by Grace 3 in Religion & Spirituality

Should I just go on, year after year accepting things that have Budget rent-a-truck and Walt Disney World plastered on the side of them graciously as if they had selected them especially for me

2007-12-14 05:33:27 · 16 answers · asked by doublewidemama 6 in Etiquette

I want to call some family in the united kingdom, but I live in the United states. Any suggestions how the cheapest method? I've never called internationally before!

2007-12-14 05:33:25 · 8 answers · asked by Zephyra 3 in Other - Destinations

not testifying? Is this dealt with under a Magistrate's Court? In the UK.

2007-12-14 05:33:11 · 6 answers · asked by Uchimataman 1 in Law & Ethics

2007-12-14 05:33:09 · 8 answers · asked by 4evaluvmuzic 2 in Baby Names

i have just started working and this is my first job in this country and my pay check says NJ SUI/SDI tax deductions.
can i elect not to pay that tax????

2007-12-14 05:33:09 · 3 answers · asked by saumil 1 in United States

My brakes are squealing. Can anyone give me a avg cost of new brakes.

2007-12-14 05:33:07 · 4 answers · asked by Mike 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-12-14 05:33:04 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

(First, sorry if my english is incorrect.)
I love her and want her so much. I always find some excuses to stay alone with her. When I try to do that - my fellow-student do something to prevent it.Or may be I'm wrong. It's usually something, not related with what I want to do at first sight, but it stands my way.
Also, do you think my teacher may know about my feelings?
(I often stare at her eyes and sometimes she looks at me longer.)

2007-12-14 05:32:59 · 1 answers · asked by Panthera_Leo 3 in Other - Family & Relationships

My mother tells me of for makeing my own food she took my tv from my room and gave it to her partners sons because theres did'nt work. and when I used my playstation 2 down stairs she went mad. I live In the house on my own most of the time because shes at her partners house down the road alot. When she whent on holiday with her partner she took his to sons and there sons friend and she took his girl who lives a long way off and did'nt invite me. I work and have to give her 100£ boad a week. she Never gets me a christmas present or birthday presents and If I ask for any she tells me to get lost. and at christmas they have a christmas dinner dont invite me and Im not allowed to make my own tea. once I got her a mothers day card and some flowers and she said you should'nt of botherd. and I whent to work on my bike and got hit by a car and when my mother saw me she said you will do anything to get out of work. what shall I do?

2007-12-14 05:32:44 · 5 answers · asked by Phillip K 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

or massages?

My husband is always trying to make me go and do these things but I just can't bring myself to pay for things like that? There have been times where he's dropeed me off at a spa and told the receptionist to have someone give me a massage and manicure!! I feel it's a waste of money. Do you think it's a waste of money or should I be taking advantage of the opportunity?

2007-12-14 05:32:40 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

2007-12-14 05:32:39 · 41 answers · asked by AlphaFeGreatWhite 3 in Singles & Dating

---All that walking around from here to there---
---Carrying heavy bags---
What do you think?
:)
Happy Holidays!

2007-12-14 05:32:32 · 23 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

we all hang out normaly exept this last time, he was alone. I guess they had been fighting and he showed @ my door. So we just hung out for a few hours, then she shows up poundingon my door, i let her in, and she's trippin. BIG TIME. I understand her side, but i don't want to stop talking to either one of them. We weren't doing anythin wrong. What should i do?

2007-12-14 05:32:32 · 31 answers · asked by Rickie R 1 in Friends

When 0.560 g of Na(s) reacts with excess F2(g) to form NaF(s), 13.8 kJ of heat is evolved at standard-state conditions. What is the standard enthalpy of formation (H°f) of NaF(s)?

Na(s) + F2(g)  NaF(s) (H°f) ??

A. 24.8 kJ/mol B. 570 kJ/mol C. 24.8 kJ/mol D. -570 kJ/mol

2007-12-14 05:32:31 · 1 answers · asked by Qatarya 1 in Chemistry

2007-12-14 05:32:14 · 12 answers · asked by heiratio27 1 in Basketball

i want to research different religions, not necessarily to change my point of view or adopt a new religion, just learn more about everything that's out there.

are there any of you who, in your own research, found a certain religion, or drastically changed your views?

if so, what were your views and what are they now? what religion do you think makes the most sense and why?

2007-12-14 05:32:12 · 27 answers · asked by bamboo 3 in Religion & Spirituality

What colours should i get?

I dyed it before underneath, black. This was in the summer and now its gone a dark brown colour. I dont wanna just do black underneath again cos its boring.. I was thinking of putting purple in it but im not sure. light brown/dark blonde was also in mind..

My natural colour is light brown which I still have on top and i dont wanna dye over all of it.

I also like stripes that some people do.. not sure if alot of you will be familiar with it.

Any ideas!?

2007-12-14 05:32:10 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

2007-12-14 05:32:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

Shoul both companies A and B provide me with the W2 copies of 2006? I filed last march/april. If not, Can IRS give it to me and what is the procedure and how long will it take to get it?

2007-12-14 05:32:01 · 6 answers · asked by bob 1 in United States