There was an Airforce Captain out for a stroll, when he encountered a little boy playing on the sidewalk. Upon further inspection, he realized the boy was playing with dog poo. "Whatcha doin there, son?" he asked the boy. "Makin a Marine, sir!!" the little boy said with a grin. The Captain was thrilled with this, and immediately ran off to find one of his marine buddies. When the pair returned to where the boy was playing, the Captain urged his friend to ask the boy what he was doing with the poo. Again, with a smile, the little boy said "Makin a marine, sir!" Enraged, the Marine asked "Why in the %*! didn't you make an Airforce Captain?!"
The boy just shrugged his shoulders and said "Aint got enough poo for that."
2007-12-04
05:19:52
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