There was an Airforce Captain out for a stroll, when he encountered a little boy playing on the sidewalk. Upon further inspection, he realized the boy was playing with dog poo. "Whatcha doin there, son?" he asked the boy. "Makin a Marine, sir!!" the little boy said with a grin. The Captain was thrilled with this, and immediately ran off to find one of his marine buddies. When the pair returned to where the boy was playing, the Captain urged his friend to ask the boy what he was doing with the poo. Again, with a smile, the little boy said "Makin a marine, sir!" Enraged, the Marine asked "Why in the %*&#! didn't you make an Airforce Captain?!"
The boy just shrugged his shoulders and said "Aint got enough poo for that."
2007-12-04 05:19:52 · 11 answers · asked by wrldzgr8stdad 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very Funny
2007-12-04 05:25:43 · answer #1 · answered by Bishop Rashad 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-04 08:37:23 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An oldie but a goodie
2007-12-04 05:35:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanx man that helps
2007-12-04 05:26:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke.
Thanks.
2007-12-04 06:22:44 · answer #5 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE....!!!!!!! But shouldn't it have been Marine 2nd Lt.
2007-12-04 05:24:39 · answer #6 · answered by JUAN FRAN$$$ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so darn funny!
Pam
2007-12-04 05:23:21 · answer #7 · answered by purpleflyer2008 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't quit my day job:)
2007-12-04 06:40:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-12-04 05:23:01 · answer #9 · answered by Amy Clark 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLOL ROFLMMFAO
2007-12-04 06:14:17 · answer #10 · answered by ggladydj77 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋