Little Johnny was sitting on Santas lap.
Santa puts his fingers on Johnny's nose and says I bet your name is (spells it out) J.O.H.N.N.Y.
Yes it is. How did you know?
I'm Santa I know everything. I bet I know what you want for Xmas. He puts his fingers on Jonny's nose and says (spells out) B.I.K.E.
Yes, how do you know.
I'm Santa I know everything.
Little Johnny tries to get in on the act. ''I bet you like girls,'' he said to Santa.
Why, yes. Santa replied. How do you know?
Your fingers smell of pu-ssy., Said Little Johnny.
2007-11-17
06:56:35
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