I work at a portrait studio for the Holiday season and we have to create a Christmas card to send to other studios and to the corporate office. We came up with (well i) doing a ginger bread house with everyone around in and poping their heads out of the side and putting the phrase "Bite Me" on it. Of course not meaning nething bad but it was funny. Well now they wana do the Gingerbread house still but the manager wont put that phrase on it so we need a cute funny (clean) saying to put on it. Any Ideas????????
2007-11-17 06:57:46 · 8 answers · asked by saa123456 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How about "Have a sweet life"
2007-11-17 07:00:31 · answer #1 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweet? Yes. Delicious? Yes. Hungry?
2007-11-17 07:09:56 · answer #2 · answered by Alice C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make it off to the island
There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she made it. I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, fifteen miles, and finally nineteen miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back.
2007-11-17 07:03:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
how 'bout this:
Christmas = A Gingerbread House and Too Many Fruitcakes
2007-11-17 07:02:36 · answer #4 · answered by a.e.church 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are penguins not in the UK
They're afraid of Wales
2007-11-17 07:03:02 · answer #5 · answered by MrSamung aka LoverBoy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how bout "you wanna hear a dirty joke?" answer: "the white horse fell in the mud"
2007-11-17 07:02:02 · answer #6 · answered by yahooligan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know you want me :P lol
2007-11-17 07:01:45 · answer #7 · answered by bobster 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
um well you have dead baby jokes.... deadbabyjokes.com
2007-11-17 07:00:30 · answer #8 · answered by Chester 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋