Little Johnny was sitting on Santas lap.
Santa puts his fingers on Johnny's nose and says I bet your name is (spells it out) J.O.H.N.N.Y.
Yes it is. How did you know?
I'm Santa I know everything. I bet I know what you want for Xmas. He puts his fingers on Jonny's nose and says (spells out) B.I.K.E.
Yes, how do you know.
I'm Santa I know everything.
Little Johnny tries to get in on the act. ''I bet you like girls,'' he said to Santa.
Why, yes. Santa replied. How do you know?
Your fingers smell of pu-ssy., Said Little Johnny.
2007-11-17 06:56:35 · 8 answers · asked by monkeynuts 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow lol made my day
2007-11-17 07:03:04 · answer #1 · answered by libra181994 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Umm..not probably.. Sorry to burst your bubble, each and all of the swear words do in basic terms not make a contribution to any type of funniness. however the letter in spite of the swear words merits a chortle.
2016-10-02 02:17:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
little johnny must be very advance for his age.
2007-11-17 07:28:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn Little Johnny!!! LMAO! *Star*
2007-11-17 07:20:28 · answer #4 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I needed that. Good joke.
2007-11-17 07:12:43 · answer #5 · answered by Pear36LL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao!! hahahaha
2007-11-17 08:11:53 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg! lol thats nasty
2007-11-17 11:21:39 · answer #7 · answered by ♥FuNkeE KiitTeN♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh...wow
2007-11-17 07:01:27 · answer #8 · answered by Høмε Sкiℓℓεt ßisкεt ツ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋