Bill and Hillary are at a Yankees home game, sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them. One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill. At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head "no." The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous request of the entire team, from Steinbrenner, to the bat boy." Bill hesitates...but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him the fans would love it! Bill shrugs his shoulders And says, "Ho-Kay! If that is what the people want. C'mere Hilly, baby..." With that, Bill grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, Lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field. She gets up kicking and screaming, swearing "Bill you Fricking idiot!" The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up down, cheering, hooting and hollering, high-fiveing everywhere. Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd. He leans over to the agent and says, "How about that! They loved that!" Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what Is wrong. The agent says, "Sir, I said they want you to throw out The first PITCH
2007-11-10
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