One night while the residents of a wealthy home were away, a burglar broke into their house, hoping for some good booty. After he had taken all the jewelry he could find in the bedroom, he walked out into the hall, and into the kitchen. He stepped up to the silver cabinet and opened it-and froze, because out of nowhere he heard a cracky, soft voice saying "Jesus is watching you". But then there was silence. After a few minutes, he dismissed it as his imagination, and resumed his silver-pilfering. But then, the voice came again: "Jesus is watching you". Now he knew that it wasn't his imagination. Frantically shining his flashlight around the room, the beam quickly alighted on a green parrot, perched on a smock-hanger in a corner. Sighing from relief, he let his hand fall, and in a flash he saw the huge Doberman Pinscher that was sitting untied at the hanger's base. And just before he was taken down, he heard the parrot's voise rise high and shrill: "Sick 'em, Jesus!"
2007-11-10
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