One night while the residents of a wealthy home were away, a burglar broke into their house, hoping for some good booty. After he had taken all the jewelry he could find in the bedroom, he walked out into the hall, and into the kitchen. He stepped up to the silver cabinet and opened it-and froze, because out of nowhere he heard a cracky, soft voice saying "Jesus is watching you". But then there was silence. After a few minutes, he dismissed it as his imagination, and resumed his silver-pilfering. But then, the voice came again: "Jesus is watching you". Now he knew that it wasn't his imagination. Frantically shining his flashlight around the room, the beam quickly alighted on a green parrot, perched on a smock-hanger in a corner. Sighing from relief, he let his hand fall, and in a flash he saw the huge Doberman Pinscher that was sitting untied at the hanger's base. And just before he was taken down, he heard the parrot's voise rise high and shrill: "Sick 'em, Jesus!"
2007-11-10 12:34:29 · 9 answers · asked by Ory O Oreo 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha! Ha! Ha! I liked it! *star*
2007-11-10 14:01:24 · answer #1 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't think of it is fairly smart to scare your toddlers. it is not coaching them approximately love. the mum would desire to easily say she needs them to quit arguing or holiday, yet not use Jesus as any danger and positioned the style of terror into them. it is not a healthful way in any respect. i don't think of Jesus could get exhilaration from that habit the two coming from the mum of those toddlers.
2016-12-16 04:44:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good! where are all these people getting all of this good jokes from! oh well, the more the jokes the merrier!
2007-11-10 13:01:36 · answer #3 · answered by Morgan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
like it a lot.lol
2007-11-10 12:38:46 · answer #4 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
oh my god that was really funny
i have to give you props!!
:)
2007-11-10 13:00:48 · answer #5 · answered by ღIsrael's Mommyღ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty good.
2007-11-10 12:38:15 · answer #6 · answered by Frizz 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-10 22:51:28 · answer #7 · answered by Trish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah! I liked it. Thanks
2007-11-10 13:49:39 · answer #8 · answered by CJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:)
2007-11-10 14:16:57 · answer #9 · answered by -_-'' 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋