Little Johnny saw his dads car pass the playground and drive into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and found his dad kissing his auntie Jane...........
When Johnny got home he started to tell his mum in a rush what he had seen.
''Daddy drove into the woods and started to kiss Auntie Jane. He took her top off and she undid his trousers. Auntie Jane then lay down and daddy....''
MUM: ''Stop there. I think I'd like to hear the end of this story at tea when dad's home, to see the look on his face.''
At tea, Johnny starts to tell the story to his dad.
He describes the car going into the woods, the kissing, the undressing, the laying down and dad climbing onto Aunt Jane.
''Then you started to do what mummy used to do with uncle Jack when you were away in the army.''
2007-11-07
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