Little Johnny saw his dads car pass the playground and drive into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and found his dad kissing his auntie Jane...........
When Johnny got home he started to tell his mum in a rush what he had seen.
''Daddy drove into the woods and started to kiss Auntie Jane. He took her top off and she undid his trousers. Auntie Jane then lay down and daddy....''
MUM: ''Stop there. I think I'd like to hear the end of this story at tea when dad's home, to see the look on his face.''
At tea, Johnny starts to tell the story to his dad.
He describes the car going into the woods, the kissing, the undressing, the laying down and dad climbing onto Aunt Jane.
''Then you started to do what mummy used to do with uncle Jack when you were away in the army.''
2007-11-07 00:01:53 · 15 answers · asked by monkeynuts 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha u 4gt the rest
Moral of the story : Women should listen to thw whole story before jumping in and interupting
10/10 and a star :)
2007-11-07 00:10:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
i would be unable to lie, it rather is the only humorous tale i heard interior the day that made me giggle and guess what that's 12 o' clock, my mum and dad are drowsing of their room, so i couldn'r chortle making sound, yet i replaced into dying to chortle out loud, my abdomen is paining. i saved the discomfort of my chortle for 2moro, thnx plenty...
2016-10-15 08:30:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just copied this from the in box for tomorrows edition,you got there first lol,very funny thanx for sharring
2007-11-07 03:03:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny lmao.
2007-11-07 00:44:30 · answer #4 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny lmao.
2007-11-07 00:11:41 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Both caught out, lol.!!!
Good one Monkeynuts so 10/10.!!!
Cheers for a laugh mate.!!
2007-11-07 03:09:58 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha lol
2007-11-07 00:43:33 · answer #7 · answered by Ash 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-07 03:39:49 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good
thumbs up
star
2007-11-07 02:53:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good ending
2007-11-07 00:10:16 · answer #10 · answered by core helps 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋