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hahaha i love this question. my mom spent most of my childhood telling me the answer....see if you arent doing Gods work then your doing satans work! wheter you want too or not.....i walked in to church late one day and i walked through the wrong door and for about 20 secounds like everyone was staring at me...didnt know why i was like 14 so i just kept walking till i found an empty seat.....later that night get home and my mother tells me that our pastor called and said that i was sent by satan to disrupt his message today...i about died...the sad, and i mean really say part is that my mother was serious...thats about the time i stopped believeing in God.....any mother that would believe some idiot that her own son was sent to church by satan is im sorry but a NUT! its even funnier that she was the one that made me go to church!

2007-11-07 00:01:15 · 15 answers · asked by Ispeakfreely 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

just bc i choose to give one example of why i dont believe in god doesnt mean i dont have many many more....i could write a book on how fake religion is and how most people in the world are sheep that will believe anything...i have been to the middle east..i have seen the acnient city of babalon......if jesus was a Hajie then you can keep him

2007-11-07 00:08:24 · update #1

15 answers

This is hilarious.


Hey, you could have answered my question about people who became atheists cause of christian's behaviour :)

2007-11-07 00:07:05 · answer #1 · answered by larissa 6 · 3 0

Well thank the gods we don't have that in the UK,the only time you see a 14 year old near a church where I live ,is when they are stealing the lead roofing or vandalising its windows,which I don't condone at all,I went to a church school and had the love of god beaten into me by the buggers and they wonder why i denounced religion and their god hehehehehehe did me no harm I learnt to watch and observe,then much later get my own back at them,revenge is a dish best served cold and at the time felt great now I am older I don't have the need for revenge..I find grabbing em by the throat and pulling em up to my height tends to get my message across oh and the growl and the glare help with it to,if all else fails i show em some MMA hehehehehehehehe not one to ever turn the other cheek more like take a bite out of it hehehehehe

2007-11-07 08:18:09 · answer #2 · answered by SkinAnInk 4 · 0 0

If that's what the pastor as preaching to her, then maybe you should have interrupted the sermon!

But why trash yourself over it? If that pastor preached messages like that, then you did good to leave it, it's not as if God was preaching liking what was going on there. There are lot's of churches that are not preaching a godly message.

I guess what I am saying is that your reaction to Christianity had nothing to do with Christianity, it was a reaction to your mother's words. It's as if you are trying to exact revenge on God because of what your mother said. It makes you sound like a nut too!

2007-11-07 08:12:18 · answer #3 · answered by Christian Sinner 7 · 1 0

My heart cries for you. There is no way that i believe that You are responsible for disrupting the service. The truth is that satan there and then got you in his claws you have to stop and think what if you die where are you going to be start forgiving all off them for what they said and did to you and start to realy serve our Lord wo died for us lift up yourself and do work for him so that others who is not saved get saved there are many poeple that also have similar thing said to them beacuse that is how satan get to have us not to go to His house off worship. Please dont give in to his plan thats not worth it!

2007-11-07 08:35:49 · answer #4 · answered by maggie 1 · 0 0

Too bad about that incident when you were young.

Tell you what: I dare you to intellectually look at all the evidence for the gospel of Jesus. I mean really do your homework and look at all the evidence. Try with all your might to DISprove the gospel. C'mon! I dare you! What have you got to lose?

2007-11-07 08:13:04 · answer #5 · answered by Gee Wye 6 · 1 0

Southern Baptist .??? well your Pastor is Idiot for saying that..because if he was a Real believer in God he wouldn't said that to your Mom....

2007-11-07 08:10:28 · answer #6 · answered by babo1dm 6 · 1 0

Wow that is sad

That pastor seems to be an antichrist, not THEE AntiChrist but one. It's wierd that I hear this stuff, because I have never expierenced it or heard of it before. What state did this happen in?

2007-11-07 08:05:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

When someone walks in late to church I just thank God that they came and hope they are helped by it.

2007-11-07 08:09:22 · answer #8 · answered by oghk2000 2 · 3 1

Satan sent you to church?
this is great news..

2007-11-07 09:12:25 · answer #9 · answered by rionix88 3 · 0 0

Sounds like human error to me.......A true Christian would of celebrated a 14 year boy who found his way to church, it's their own fear, don't let them bother you!

2007-11-07 08:07:22 · answer #10 · answered by Gyspy Soul 5 · 3 1

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