All categories - 6 November 2007

A guy attending a wedding asks the person sitting next to him, “Hey, have you noticed how horrible-looking the bride is? Man, she's ugly!”

“You jackass. That's my daughter you're talking about!” the person responds.

“Oops! I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know you we're the father.”

“I'm not, you stupid idiot. I'm the mother!”

2007-11-06 06:24:08 · 18 answers · asked by I ♥ Christmas. 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Cabrera? Crede? Lowell? Someone from their farm system? Nettles? Brosius? Pagliarulo? Anyone else I haven't thought of?

2007-11-06 06:23:55 · 15 answers · asked by nofear_intrepid40 1 in Baseball

2007-11-06 06:23:36 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

My question is in the context of direct enjoyment, pleasure or excitement, not the indirect enjoyment, pleasure, or excitement one may derive, from pleasing their partner.

Ideally, I am seeking a published study or other scholarly work. However, I would also, like to hear the personal opinions of women.

2007-11-06 06:23:31 · 17 answers · asked by Larry 4 in Singles & Dating

Personally I don't. Seasons to me mean things that change and sway. Jesus didn't save us for a season. He saved us forever. But what do you think?

2007-11-06 06:23:26 · 20 answers · asked by Mr Geek 2 in Religion & Spirituality

I have been out of school about 4 months. I have 7 years of work experience and a bachelors degree in Business. I can't find anything that pays over $10.00/hr. I have sent out numerous resumes and can't even get a phone call. I work at a family business so I am still yet to even go through an interview! I have had my resume checked by people in career services. I have an honors section that displays all my honors...I had a 3.96 GPA in college...do you think this is hurting me or do I need to go back to school?? What is the issue here??

2007-11-06 06:23:26 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Higher Education (University +)

Here's the key points:

Cheney bought insurance on the World Trade Center a few weeks before 9/11 because he knew it was coming down. While he doesn't know for "sure", he suspects Bush bought this same insurance on the World Trade Center too, because Bush certainly knew the attack was coming. He saw a copy of the insurance policy with signature on it online, so obviously it has to be true.

He didn't elaborate, but he also says that Condi Rice went on trial for 9/11.

On one hand if this is what the Conservatives are up against, we don't have anything to worry about. But on the other hand, if this kind of mindset represents even a fraction of American intelligence, we have far bigger problems than who wins the election next year.

I'm curious what others who heard the call thought of it.

2007-11-06 06:23:24 · 6 answers · asked by kathy_is_a_nurse 7 in Media & Journalism

I plan on decorating my apt. soon with dark oak mission furniture, along with accent pieces like lamps, shelves, and picture frames in espresso.... but I don't just wanna limit myself to those colors. I'd like to add a little touch of ivory or bone white to my decor but don't know how to work with them. Do these colors go well with dark oak and espresso? And are there any other colors that I should consider using? I'm trying to give my place a warm cozy look, but I need some ideas.

2007-11-06 06:23:24 · 5 answers · asked by Alex 2 in Decorating & Remodeling

to meet and greet some of the most psychotic people and live to talk about it?

2007-11-06 06:23:16 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

your rear and get stuff done?

2007-11-06 06:23:15 · 20 answers · asked by Peek-A-Boo Mutha ******** 3 in Polls & Surveys

i have developed a new fat free communion waffer. i call it "i can't believe it's the body of christ" do you think think they will sell?

2007-11-06 06:23:12 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-06 06:23:05 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

She is a 36 C and her right breast is half a cup size smaller and she only wears the same type bra all the time. It limits what she can wear and I know she didn't put much effort into finding a solution. I really want to come up with a good answer for her because I know one must exist, as I have encountered this with other women and they didn't have that much of an issue. Thanks!

2007-11-06 06:22:45 · 7 answers · asked by Hey now... 2 in Fashion & Accessories

i worry alot, about the stupidest stuff and what is werid is that it actually manifests itself. anyway... does this go away over time or am I doing something wrong. i usually just throw myself in the stiuation and hope i learn and make it thru. the worry is stopping me from going back to school becuase I am scared to give oral presenations in front of people. help

2007-11-06 06:22:39 · 4 answers · asked by pookie 1 in Mental Health

Okay, I am checking into a hotel for corporate training. We will be assigned roomates. Your roomate will be determined by when you check in. For example:
Male 1 is Male 2's roomate
Male 3 is Male 4's roomate
Female 1 is Female 2's Roomate
Male 33 is Male 34's roomate... and so on.

Is is true that:
a) There is a 50% chance that there will be an odd number of people and a 50% chance that there will be an even number of people?

b)If there is an odd number of people and the rooms definitely only accomodate 2 people, that there will be someone rooming by themself?

and most importantly

c) if I make sure that I check in AFTER everyone else, that assuming a and b are true, there is a 50 % chance that I get my own room (as long as I am the LAST person to check in)

2007-11-06 06:22:34 · 14 answers · asked by rickpetralia 1 in Mathematics

So the Pope and the Dalai Lama are in agreement on this one.

2007-11-06 06:22:28 · 16 answers · asked by carl 4 in Religion & Spirituality

But what sort of weird things do you do during that surge of hormones that happens around your period time?

How zanie/crazy/weird do you get?

2007-11-06 06:22:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

If any Packer fans know how to use a computer and are sober enough please let us know which team if you could only beat one in a year that you would rather beat... Bears or Vikings??

(I had to take the easy cheap shot...it was teed up for me!!!)

Pack by 21 this weekend!!

2007-11-06 06:22:27 · 16 answers · asked by Slapshot27 4 in Football (American)

Do you know of any repuable breeders in New England? One of my friends is looking into adding another Newfoundland to their family (her Newfoundland DOES drool LOL).

She has a 12 year old Lanseer girl which she purchased from a breeder in Ohio where she used to live. She now resides in MA. Her girl is now a 'senior' and would like to add a puppy to the mix.

Any suggestions? Do you breed?

2007-11-06 06:22:18 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

I want to make some kind of a snack mix for my daughters first birthday party using her favorite cereal.
I dont want to make chex mix.
Other recipes using different cereals would be great too for future refrence.
Thanks.

2007-11-06 06:22:12 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

For various reasons, if we don't do it in May we won't be able to have the wedding in December or later. Not wanting to have a wedding in the winter or wait until the next Spring (2009), we decided that this coming May (2008) would be the best time for us. But several, rude, people keep thinking it's because she's pregnant. Which she's not.

What's the best way to deal with this kind of ignorance? Is there even a point?

2007-11-06 06:22:12 · 25 answers · asked by Rob A 2 in Weddings

the car runs great but sometimes it jumps and jerks like a blowed head gasket. the smell of gas is strong and it only runs top grade fuel.it only happens when its cold i have tried cleaners and additives but not happening

2007-11-06 06:22:07 · 3 answers · asked by mapleonthehill 1 in Dodge

hey!

In the verb tense passé composé when do you add the -s at the end of the verb? I know it is for plural subjects but is vous (for example) plural or not? Would it be right to say Vous etes parles?

Thank you. If you have any tips or trick on how to study french verbs quickly it would be appreciated!

2007-11-06 06:21:51 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous 2 in Languages

How does everyone feel about Detroit defense this week @ Arizona? It doesn't seem like they're getting as much attention as they deserve defensively. My other choices are PHI BUF and GB
PHI@WAS
BUF@MIA
MIN@GB
What do you think and why?
Also it's a toss up between Nate Burleson and DJ Hacket in week 10. I think I'm going to stick with Burleson though, do you think this is a good move?

2007-11-06 06:21:46 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fantasy Sports

2007-11-06 06:21:34 · 1 answers · asked by adea8 1 in Higher Education (University +)

2007-11-06 06:21:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television

i want my bf to basically rape me every time we do it. is that completely messed up of me? I love the feeling of his strong arms holding me down, him telling me to shut up and take it, and him forcing himself into me.

2007-11-06 06:21:27 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

where i lived before they always gave a pre-ansethetic first , then would tube the patients and use a gas anesthesia, but this one just uses something to knock them out with and some one told me that her dog came home very weird and was very scared to go back. is this right, don't all vets use gas for surgeries?

2007-11-06 06:21:27 · 11 answers · asked by taalberty 1 in Dogs

What exactly are the boundaries? How long is too long to talk on the phone with someone of the opposite sex if you are in a committed relationship? Is three hours everyday too much? what about five? Where is the line drawn?

2007-11-06 06:21:22 · 23 answers · asked by genniangel0 3 in Marriage & Divorce