A guy attending a wedding asks the person sitting next to him, “Hey, have you noticed how horrible-looking the bride is? Man, she's ugly!”
“You jackass. That's my daughter you're talking about!” the person responds.
“Oops! I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know you we're the father.”
“I'm not, you stupid idiot. I'm the mother!”
2007-11-06 06:24:08 · 18 answers · asked by I ♥ Christmas. 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!
Must be the same woman here:
An unattractive, mean actin' woman walks into Wal-Mart
with her two kids.
The Wal-Mart Greeter asks, "Are they twins?"
The ugly woman says, "No, the oldest one, he's 9 and the
younger one, she's 7. Why? ... Do you think they really look
alike?"
"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got
laid twice!"
2007-11-06 06:51:05 · answer #1 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-03 11:59:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heehee
2007-11-06 08:37:02 · answer #3 · answered by Suite-Pee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-06 11:31:21 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very cute! star 4 u
2007-11-06 07:31:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
great joke Tasha, I bet he didnt go to the reception
2007-11-06 06:32:49 · answer #6 · answered by Leonard F 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-06 06:41:08 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I literally laughed out loud!
Star for you!!
2007-11-06 06:30:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny!!
thanks for the laugh!
2007-11-06 06:56:51 · answer #9 · answered by *Casey * 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is that my sister your talking about!
2007-11-06 06:27:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋