All categories - 3 November 2007

A man and wife are in bed. He f.arts and shouts, "Goal". His wife f.arts and shouts "One all!"
When the score gets to two - all, the man strains so hard he s.hi*s the bed.
His wife says "What the hell was that?" "
Half time - swap sides!"

2007-11-03 08:30:24 · 9 answers · asked by jaybwfc 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-03 08:30:24 · 21 answers · asked by Lost. at. Sea. 7 in Religion & Spirituality

I tseems that the dropping of H=bombs all over Iran is inevitable, will it still exist?

2007-11-03 08:30:17 · 16 answers · asked by Lejeune42 5 in Current Events

I need to get there at night to catch a megabus. Is it safe? I'm going to take the metro redline to there.

2007-11-03 08:30:06 · 3 answers · asked by vandal2040 2 in Other - United States

I read somewhere that they open their eyes within a week, but I think the author failed to include that it varies with different breeds. I'm kinda worried.

2007-11-03 08:30:06 · 19 answers · asked by Renzo G 2 in Dogs

2007-11-03 08:29:57 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-03 08:29:45 · 4 answers · asked by Ysabella Cuenca 1 in Security

some people told me that the files have to be mp4 not mp3 but i cant find any mp4 files. please help i don't know what to do. i cant burn cds on my pc by the way so please dont make that suggestion. Help!!!

2007-11-03 08:29:37 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music & Music Players

select: hip-hop/rap R&b/soul Reggaeton/latin pop/rock or other. please indicate if you are a guy or a girl.this is for a school math project!!!

2007-11-03 08:29:29 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Light with wavelength 422 nm passes through a double-slit system that has a slit separation d = 0.400mm.Deter-mine how far away a screen must be placed so that dark fringes appear directly opposite both slits,with only one bright fringe between them.

2007-11-03 08:29:26 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Physics

while jaguars are seldom seen, thier raspy voices are unmistakable.

2007-11-03 08:29:24 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

I need to change the flasher module on a Maxima and can't find it.

2007-11-03 08:29:23 · 2 answers · asked by tazwert 1 in Nissan

2007-11-03 08:29:21 · 12 answers · asked by Vitish 1 in Religion & Spirituality

It is a 10' x 12' slab that will support walls on two sides. As I am in the South, I plan on a 12" x 12" footer on those two sides. I wasn't planning on using wire mesh with the fiber additive, but thought the rebar would still be a good idea. True?

2007-11-03 08:29:16 · 9 answers · asked by smithy1023 1 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

It is a yellowy colour and smells similar to a period but not as strong.

She doesn't have it all the time but mainly when she first wakes up.

I'm not sure wheter or not to take her to the doctors as she seems fine and isn't itchy.

2007-11-03 08:29:15 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Toddler & Preschooler

Does it describe you?Do you think it is true to your case or just a bunch of bull?

2007-11-03 08:29:11 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

My brother is 16 and i am 10 (almost 11 on 11/27)and i know i sound kinda young for a cellphone but i want one so bad for texting and emergancies kinda because i stay after school on thursdays. My brothers stupid friend ran it over with his stupid bike and how do i convince that i am WAY more responsible than my brother? PLEASE i need ur advice to convince my mom and dad im old enough

2007-11-03 08:29:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

please give me tips for the computer and easy ways to do stuff

2007-11-03 08:29:05 · 12 answers · asked by yaseens 1 in Programming & Design

2007-11-03 08:29:05 · 3 answers · asked by ♥David♫Archuleta♥ 4 in Other - Social Science

Science goes into the field and finds things out and returns with the findings, just like Sherlock Holmes. So they HAVE found cells. They HAVE found fossils. And all the other stuff. They can show it. They can demonstrate evolution. The theory of evolution is like the theory of electricity. It IS incomplete, yet over and over again it can be shown. (Try this. Suck your thumb and get it real wet. Take a light bulb out of a lamp and then turn the lamp on. Stick your thumb in the light socket. Even if you pray to Jesus not to let electricity harm you, see what happens.) SOOO then -- God is kidding around with us? He's saying, "Red isn't red. It's blue!"? What goes on here? Why is it when the collection plate comes around I can't think a couple of hundred dollars into it but when carbon dating shows that earth is 4 1/2 billion years old, god is just fooling us to test our faith? What is god then? Some kind of devil? A comedian?

2007-11-03 08:28:59 · 16 answers · asked by Sarrafzedehkhoee 7 in Religion & Spirituality

Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local townhall where a flower show was in progress. The thin one leaned over and said, "Life is so darned boring. We never have any fun any more. For $5.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!"


"You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill. The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.


Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. The smiling and naked old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd.


"What happened?"??asked her waiting friend.


"I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement."

2007-11-03 08:28:58 · 16 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Jokes & Riddles

The Leipzig Declaration on Global Climate Change is a statement made in 1995, and issued in an updated form 1997, claimed to have been signed by 80 academics and 25 meterologists, and seeking to refute the claim there is a scientific consensus on the global warming issue:
http://sepp.org/policy%20declarations/LDsigs.html

With every passing day, more scientists gather the courage to risk their careers by denouncing the hoax:

4000 Scientists signed 'The Heidelberg Appeal':
http://sepp.org/policy%20declarations/heidelberg_appeal.html

19,000 Scientists declare that global warming is a lie with no scientific basis whatsoever:
http://www.oism.org/pproject/


To say there's a consensus is not just a mistake or an exaggeration, but a deliberate and preposterous lie — though hardly the only untruth Al Gore and his acolytes have promoted :
http://scienceandpublicpolicy.org/monckton/goreerrors.html

2007-11-03 08:28:53 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

Should all non-profit religions change their last name to cult?

Would that make the world of non-profit religions an even playing field?

Would that clarify what is meant by faiths-based initiatives?

http://www.beliefnet.com/

2007-11-03 08:28:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

i have a ethernet cable and an emachine ms305 laptop

2007-11-03 08:28:19 · 4 answers · asked by Nick N 1 in Computer Networking

help!

2007-11-03 08:28:16 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

I am considering inviting my Egyptian friend to come home with me for Thanksgiving dinner. My parents live a few hours away. Last year he went to a friend's home for the holiday and the international students tend to celebrate it with American families. We are friends now. He has said that if he was ready and able to be in a serious relationship it would be with me (he cites money and that we have not met each other’s families as reasons why he cannot commit right now). Recently he told a friend that he is incredibly attracted to me and is afraid of losing me. I want to bring him with me, especially since he will be alone, but I am not sure how he would take the invite. Should I invite him platonically (if we can be that) or would he take it as a step in the commitment direction – which I am not sure if of us are ready for? In other words, would this be considered a big thing in Egyptian culture?

2007-11-03 08:28:09 · 7 answers · asked by MetroGirl 4 in Egypt

Paper t1ts

2007-11-03 08:28:01 · 13 answers · asked by monkeynuts 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I am going to be babysitting my cousin tomorrow. She is 7 weeks old, and it will be for 2 hours. I am not watching her alone, my twin sister is also helping. I am 14. What are some tips and ideas that I could use. I have babysat before, but never this young without an adult there. My older sister may stop by and help, but she has to work(she is 18).

2007-11-03 08:27:51 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Newborn & Baby

I'm 16 years old and there's this girl who sits next tome in class and shows all the clasic symptoms of liking me.( giggles around me, always glances at me, finds ways to touch me, smiles when I look at her, lets me were her jacket). I even tested her by telling a really lame and horrible joke and she laughed at it. I asked her out and she said no. Is she playing hard to get or is she just being polite?

2007-11-03 08:27:49 · 11 answers · asked by asker 1 in Singles & Dating

Right now I would be considered fat but not like EXTREMELY fat...but still fat. I was wondering that if it were possible to lose weight AND look really good in the end. What I mean is that is it possible for a fat person to lose weight and then look like they were never a fat person? If so, how? What should I do to lose weight and have a great body so nobody would think "oh she was fat before, I can tell"

I know my question isn't very clear but just bear with me please. I wrote this really quick and didn't think of any other way to ask it.

2007-11-03 08:26:44 · 55 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness